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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope you enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comment and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make mais lines.
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor said coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I said in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He dividido, dividir the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the frutas seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make you feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much you get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. You use the British curse of comida and bad tea.

3. You wear a scarf and when your teachers tell you to take it off, you say KOLKOLKOL!

4. You imagine your favorito hetalia - axis powers characters cantar your favorito songs.

5. hetalia - axis powers = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. You give people names that apply to their traits or what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, you say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. You are leitura this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artigo on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, you better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, or Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I said our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while beijar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor you too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while leitura this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing aleatório letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as aleatório as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling teixo why!

mais aleatório letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other aleatório people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days atrás and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST aleatório PARAGRAPHS IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN artigo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as you please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years atrás with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's dia in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started caps lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen ano olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have you know NONE of my friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe you just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This artigo belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
-“Kevin bacon, toucinho in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved por everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mês is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a filmadora, câmara de vídeo to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if you are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test you can chain mail to with any peeps or even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop or any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in comments what you think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true or not but the respostas actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to you people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just eliminar this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, mover your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not mover both hands or both feet at the same time - you will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as you throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, or why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and you think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

You have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, or what they are, or even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, or because you think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat or it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak you out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that you actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and go where your coração takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, you must keep moving.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. denunciar everything and comment 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say you hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' or 'You're so annoying' or 'No' on a mural post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are mais but i cant be stuffed naming them um comment if i have missed any male animê dudes you like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)