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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just amor alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descrição and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the segundo man he asked the same pergunta and the man replied "oh man I just amor to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the pergunta was "oh man I just amor weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came por to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
posted by deathding
*I've learned that you can't make someone amor you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

*I've learned that whatever hits the fã won't be evenly distributed.

*I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're mais screwed up than you think.

*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.

*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we...
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posted by Syltre
1. A kiss is a lovely trick, designed por nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. - Ingrid Bergmen


2. amor is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what amor is. amor is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what...
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