aleatório Article: The truth about pikachu

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if you look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight you fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me you little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up you little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill you to!

*Brock said as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There you are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't you running?I told you to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't you loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until you loose some weight!
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Taitlen shae Hughes

posted by fiestagirl12345

This is about a 12 ano old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She said I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One dia she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,

R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If you want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and you will see a lot if inspiring stories.

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

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For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Dia das bruxas comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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Does Anyone want a story/one shot

posted by Naoko_Etsumi

Dear, fãs

As the título says does anyone want a story/one shot. As u probly dont know i have just graduated high school with my good friend demon_wolf aka Whinny and since that has happened i have found nothing to entertain me. And to topo, início it off i have writers block :'( im so sorry im a horrible person for having this curse from hell it happens to me all the time. And so i ask you to please let me know if u want a story/one shot.

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The awesome summer (Chapters 1-3)

posted by percylover19

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Chapter 1
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   "I have seen the moving furgão, van a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
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Amnesia part 2:thoughts

posted by Insane4ever

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Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the rua
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one seguinte to me
i...

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lobo Information

posted by K5-HOWL

It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 lobos were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, mais than 1,545 lobos roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 lobos are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The lobos have had tremendous popular support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been por far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...

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(Pourqui Tale)The Cause of Stupidity:

posted by moolah

Ferine

The Cause of Stupidity:
Long atrás in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One dia Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do you mean? I...

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The Horrible Truth part 1

posted by HaleyDewit

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Everyone was scared to death for the jovens bruxas Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command or tried to please him por spying on the enemy...

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The Nut House Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed por Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...