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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel peixe and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel peixe could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a procurar as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost in translation” and other simply won’t make sense. It will surely prove that such translators are completely unreliable.

English to Chinese Simplified:
我希望进行查寻至于准确这个译者怎样是。 如被指示,我使用了语法上合理的语言和正确拼写。 我通过在译者里面的每种语言将投入这则消息并且看见最后的消息怎么从原始一个变化。 如果结果结果正如所料,有些词“在翻译将逐字地丢失”,并且其他不会有道理。 它肯定证明,这样译者是完全地不可靠的

Chinese Simplified to English:
I hoped how carries on the procurar as for the accurate this translator is. If were instructed, I have used in the grammar the reasonable language and spell correctly. I through will invest this inside translator's each language, then news, and how sees the final news from the primitive change. Just like if the result expects finally, some words “will lose word por word in the translation”, and other will not make sense. It affirms proved that such translator is completely unreliable.

English to Chinese Traditional:
我希望怎麼繼續查尋至于為準確這個譯者。 如果被指示,我在語法使用了合理的语言並且恰當地拼寫。 我通過將投資此裡面translator' s每種語言,然後新聞,並且怎麼看從原始變動的最後的新聞。 像,如果結果期望得终于,有些詞「將丟失詞對詞在翻譯」,並且其他不會有道理。 它肯定证明,這樣譯者是完全地不可靠的

Chinese Traditional to English:
I hoped how to continue to procurar as for the accurate this translator. If were instructed, I have used the reasonable language in the grammar, and spells appropriately. I through will invest inside this translator' s each language, then news, and how to look from the primitive change final news. Elephant, if the result expects finally, some words “will lose the word to the word in the translation”, and other will not make sense. It affirms proved that such translator is completely unreliable.

ELEPHANT!? ROFL!

English to Dutch:
Ik hoopte enxada te blijven zoals naar nauwkeurig deze vertaler zoeken. Als werden geïnstrueerdo, heb ik de redelijke taal in de grammatica, en werktijden geschikt gebruikt. I door binnen dit translator' zal investeren; s elke taal, toen nieuws, en enxada te furgão, van het primitieve veranderings definitieve nieuws te kijken. De olifant, als het resultaat definitief denkt, zal sommige woorden „het woord aan het woord in de vertaling“ verliezen, en andere zal geen steek houden. Het bevestigt bewezen dat dergelijke vertaler volledig onbetrouwbaar is.

Dutch to English:
I hoped how zoeken to continue like to closely this translator. If geïnstrueerdo became, I have the reasonable language in grammar, and arranged uses working hours. I within this translator' will invest; s each language, then news, and how at news definite of the primitive change to look at. The elephant, if the result thinks definitively, some words „will lose the word speaking in the translation, and other will keep no twinge. It confirms proved that such translator is entirely onbetrouwbaar.

English to French:
J'ai espéré comment zoeken pour continuer comme étroitement à ce traducteur. Si le geïnstrueerdo devenait, j'ai la langue raisonnable dans la grammaire, et des heures de travail disposées d'utilisations. I dans ce translator' ; investira ; s chaque langue, puis nouvelles, et comment aux nouvelles définies du changement primitif regarder. L'éléphant, si le résultat pense définitivement, „de quelques mots perdra le mot parlant dans la traduction, et autre ne gardera aucun élancement. Il confirme montré qu'un tel traducteur est entièrement onbetrouwbaar.

French to English:
J' hoped how zoeken to continue like narrowly with this translator. If the geïnstrueerdo became, j' have the reasonable language in grammar, and of the work hours laid out d' uses. I in this translator' ; will invest; S each language, then new, and how with the definite news of the primitive change to look at. L' elephant, if the result thinks definitively, „of some words will lose the word speaking in the translation, and other will not keep any twinge. It confirms shown qu' such a translator is entirely onbetrouwbaar.

English to German:
J' gehofft, wie zoeken, um wie schmal mit diesem Übersetzer fortzufahren. Wenn das geïnstrueerdo wurde, j' haben Sie die angemessene Sprache in der Grammatik, und der Arbeit breiteten die Stunden d' aus; Gebrauch. I in diesem translator' ; investiert; S jede Sprache, dann neu und wie man mit antro, den definitiven Nachrichten der ursprünglichen Änderung betrachtet. L' Elefant, wenn das Resultat endgültig denkt, „einiger Wörter verliert das Wort, das in der Übersetzung spricht, und anderer hält keinen Twinge. Er bestätigt gezeigtes qu' solch ein Übersetzer ist völlig onbetrouwbaar.

German to English:
J' hoped, how zoeken, to continue in order as narrowly with this translator. If geïnstrueerdo became, j' have the appropriate language in the grammar, and the work spread the hours d' out; Use. I in this translator' ; invested; S each language, then again and like one with the definite messages the original change regards. L' Elephant, if the result thinks finally, „some words loses the word, which speaks in the translation, and holds no Twinge for other one. It confirms qu' shown; such a translator is complete onbetrouwbaar.

English to Greek:
J' αναμενόμενος, πώς, για να συνεχιστεί στη διαταγή όπως λεπτομερώς με αυτόν τον μεταφραστή. Εάν το geïnstrueerdo έγινε, j' διαδώστε την κατάλληλη γλώσσα στη γραμματική, και την εργασία οι ώρες d' έξω Χρήση. Ι σε αυτό το translator' επενδυμένος S κάθε γλώσσα, έπειτα πάλι και όπως μια με τα καθορισμένα μηνύματα οι αρχικοί σεβασμοί αλλαγής. L' Ο ελέφαντας, εάν το αποτέλεσμα σκέφτεται τελικά, „μερικές λέξεις χάνει τη λέξη, που μιλά στη μετάφραση, και δεν κρατά κανέναν πόνο για άλλο έναν. Επιβεβαιώνει qu' παρουσιασμένος ένας τέτοιος μεταφραστής είναι πλήρης onbetrouwbaar.

Greek to English:
J'? expected, how, in order to it is continued in the order as at greater length with this translator. If geïnstrueerdo it became, j'? propagate the suitable language in the grammar, and the work the do hours d'? outside Use. I in this translator'? invested S each language, then again and as with the determined messages the initial respects of change. L'? The elephant, if the result thinks finally, „certain words loses the word, that speaks to the translation, and does not keep other no pain for. It confirms qu'? presented a such translator is complete onbetrouwbaar.

English to Italian:
J'? preveduto, come, per è continuato nell'ordine come alla maggior lunghezza con questo traduttore. Se il geïnstrueerdo esso diventasse, j'? propaghi la lingua adatta nella grammatica ed il lavoro fa le ore d'? uso esterno. I in questo translator'? s investita ogni lingua, allora ancora e come con i messaggi risoluti i rispetti iniziali di cambiamento. L'? L'elefante, se il risultato pensa per concludere, determinate parole del „perde la parola, che parla alla traduzione e non mantiene l'altro dolore di no per. Conferma qu'? ha presentato tale traduttore è onbetrouwbaar completo.

Italian to English:
J'? previewed, like, for it is continued nell' order like to the greater length with this translator. If geïnstrueerdo it became, j'? propaghi the apt language in the grammar and the job makes the hours d'? for external use only. In this translator'? s invested every language, then still and as with the messages risoluti the respects begin them of change. L'? L' elephant, if the result thinks in order to conclude, determined words of the „loses the word, that it speaks to the translation and it does not maintain l' other pain not for Confirmation qu'? it has introduced such translator is onbetrouwbaar complete.

English to Japanese:
J'か。 、のように、継続的だったnell'はそれのために下検分される; 順序はこの訳者とのすばらしい長さに好む。 geïnstrueerdoがそれなったら、j'か。 propaghiは文法および仕事のがちな言語時間d'を作る;か。 外的な使用だけのため。このtranslator'か。 sはメッセージのrisolutiから同じように点が変更のそれらを始めるあらゆる言語を、そしてまだ投資し。 L'か。 L' 結果が完了するために考えれば象は、„の断固としたな単語翻訳に伝え、l'を維持しないこと、単語を失う; 確認qu'のための他の苦痛ない;か。 それはそのような訳者をであるonbetrouwbaar完了する導入した。

Japanese to English:
J' ? The way, nell' which is continuous; It is examined beforehand because of that; You like order in the length where this translator is splendid. When geïnstrueerdo that becomes, j' ? As for propaghi tend language time d' of grammar and work; It makes; ? Because is just external use. This translator' ? s and still invests all languages where the point begins those of modification in the same way from risoluti of message. L' ? L' If you thought because the result completes the elefante the „will be firm to convey to word translation, l' Thing and the word which are not maintained are lost; Verification qu' There is no other pain of for the sake of; ? That introduced onbetrouwbaar which is completes that kind of translator.

English to Korean:
J' ? 방법, nell' 지속적인지 어느 것이; 그것은 이로 인하여 미리 시험된다; 당신은 이 통역이 화려한 길이 순서를 좋아한다. 되는 geïnstrueerdo, j' 때; ? propaghi에 관해서는 언어 시간 d'를 가십시오; 문법과 일의; 그것은 만든다; ? 다만 외부 사용이 이기 때문에. 이 translator' ? s는 아직도 점이 메시지의 risoluti에서 수정의 그들을 같은 방식으로 시작하는 모든 언어를 투자하고. L' ? L' 결과가 코끼리를 완료하기 때문에 당신이 생각한 경우에 „는 번역, l'를 말로 나타내기 위하여 운반하도록 확고할 것이다; 유지되지 않는 낱말과 것 은 분실된다; 검증 qu' 다른 고통이를 위해의 없다; ? 인 그 소개한 onbetrouwbaar 통역의 그 종류를 완료한다.

Korean to English:
J' ? Method, nell' Is continuous, which thing; It is examined about reasoning reduction in advance; You like an order for a long time this interpretation is gorgeous. Geïnstrueerdo where becomes, j' Time; ? About propaghi language time d' Go; With grammar rises; It makes; ? Only the external use because of selfishness. This translator' ? s yet invests all languages which starts in the method where the point is same them of amendment from risoluti of message. L' ? L' Your this „translates in case thinks in order for the result to complete the elephant, l' In order to show at end in order to transport, will be firm; The word and not being maintained are lossed; Verification qu' Respects a different pain is not; ? Is and that completes the type of onbetrouwbaar interpretations which introduces.

English to Portuguese:
J' ? Método, nell' É contínuo, que coisa; É examinada sobre a redução do raciocínio adiantado; Você gosta de uma ordem por muito tempo que esta interpretação é lindo. Geïnstrueerdo onde se torna, j' Tempo; ? Sobre o tempo d' da língua do propaghi; Vá; Com ascensões da gramática; Faz; ? Somente o uso externo por causa do egoismo. Este translator' ? s contudo investe todas as línguas que começa no método onde o ponto é mesmo elas da emenda do risoluti da mensagem. L' ? L' Seu este „traduz caso que pensa para que o resultado termine o elefante, l' A fim mostrar na extremidade a fim transportar, será empresa; A palavra e não sendo mantido lossed; Verificação qu' Respeita uma dor diferente não é; ? É e isso termina o tipo de interpretações onbetrouwbaar que introduz.

Portuguese to English:
J' Method, nell' He is continuous, that thing; It is examined on the reduction of the reasoning in advance; You like an order for much time that this interpretation is pretty. Geïnstrueerdo where if it becomes, j' Time; On the time d' of the language of propaghi; It goes; With ascensions of the grammar; It makes; Only the external use because of the egoism. This translator' s however invests to all the languages that start in the method where the point is same they of the emendation of risoluti of the message. L' L' Its this „translates in case that it thinks so that the result finishes the elephant, l' The end to show in the extremity the end to carry, will be company; The word and not being kept lossed; Verification qu' It respects a different pain is not; It is and this finishes the type of interpretations to onbetrouwbaar that it introduces.

English to Russian:
J' Метод, nell' Он непрерывн, та вещь; Она расмотрена на уменьшении рассуждения заранее; Вы любите заказ на много время что это толкование мило. Geïnstrueerdo где если оно становит, то j' Время; На времени d' языка propaghi; Оно идет; С ascensions грамматики; Она делает; Только внешняя польза из-за egoism. Это translator' s однако инвестирует к всем языкам которые начинают в методе где пункт такое же они emendation risoluti сообщения. L' L' Свое это „переводит в случае если то оно думает так, что результат закончит слона, l' Конец для того чтобы показать в оконечности конец, котор нужно снести, будет компанией; Слово и не держал lossed; Проверка qu' Оно уважает различную боль нет; Оно и это заканчивает тип толкований к onbetrouwbaar которое оно вводит.

Russian to English:
J' Method, nell' It is continuous, that thing; It [rasmotrena] on the decrease of reasoning previously; You amor order for much time that this interpretation dearly. Geïnstrueerdo where if it puts, then j' Time; On the period of d' the language of propaghi; It goes; From ascensions of grammar; It makes; Only external benefit because of egoism. This is translator' s however invest to all languages which begin in the method where the point the same they emendation of risoluti of communication. L' L' Its this „transfers if that it he thinks so that result it will finish elephant, l' End in order to show in the extremity end, it is which necessary to lay, she will be company; Word it did not hold lossed; Checking qu' It respects different pain no; It and this concludes the type of interpretations to onbetrouwbaar which it introduces.

English to Spanish:
J' Método, nell' Es continuo, esa cosa; Él [rasmotrena] en la disminución de razonar previamente; Usted ama la orden por mucha hora esa esta interpretación querido. Geïnstrueerdo donde si pone, entonces j' Tiempo; En el período de d' la lengua del propaghi; Va; De ascensions de la gramática; Hace; Solamente ventaja externa debido a egoísmo. Éste es translator' s sin embargo invierte a todas las idiomas que comiencen en el método donde el punto iguales ellas enmienda del risoluti de la comunicación. L' L' Sus transferencias si eso él que él piensa de modo que el resultado él acabe el elefante, l' de este „; Termine para demostrar en el extremo de la extremidad, él es qué necesario poner, ella será compañía; Palabra que no llevó a cabo lossed; Comprobación de qu' Respeta diverso No. del dolor; Él y éste concluye el tipo de interpretaciones a onbetrouwbaar que introduzca.

BEFORE I REVEAL THE FINAL RESULT, TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE:
I would like to conduct a procurar as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost in translation” and other simply won’t make sense. It will surely prove that such translators are completely unreliable.

AND FINALLY…
Spanish to English:
J' Method, nell' He is continuous, that thing; Rasmotrena he [] in the diminution to reason previously; You amor the order por much hora that this dear interpretation. Geïnstrueerdo where if it puts, then j' Time; In the period of d' the language of propaghi; It goes; Of ascensions of the grammar; It does; Only external advantage due to egoism. This one is translator' s nevertheless invests to all the languages that begin in the method where the point equal they amendment of risoluti of the communication. L' L' Its transferences if that he who he thinks so that the result he finishes the elephant, l' of this „; It finishes to demonstrate in the end of the extremity, is what necessary to put, it will be company; Word that did not carry out lossed; Verification of qu' It respects diverse no. of the pain; It and this one conclude the type of interpretations to onbetrouwbaar that he introduces.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly por americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I amor it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if you call right now we will also send you a what ever you call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 mais dollers shiping and handleing! YOU GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever you call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL dia BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST estrela IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all you have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! gir EVERYONE LOVES YOU THE MOST YOU HAVE THE MOST fã GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some filmes i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some animê movies,titanic
Here is some música i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to list all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. peixe fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, or maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, or maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal mais hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would encontro, data Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never encontro, data a girl
I swear I'd still amor men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by Puncky_Girl
brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok you go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door sino rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will you give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really aleatório stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, you have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” Said my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find mais crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? You are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.


User: No you are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.


User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.

User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So you admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do you hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be início for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fogo hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: you better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired por their family and friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented por the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The segundo is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The show, concerto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 hora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There cantar I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're assento Ooh K Then marreco, drake Sad You Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There marreco, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fãs fãs Was cantar Along Giving Him flores Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For leitura And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's dia together. Emily had cooked a stupid jantar and they ate on a log por candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that you have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask perguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respostas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when you find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when you see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a aleatório person!
raindrops on rosas and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp maçã, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are you on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. por the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty rua the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicórnios and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicórnios are real???! Who said they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid perguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a dia when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who you think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders or u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!