1. A limão is lying on the topo, início step, and you are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later you land on your ass, and seguinte you are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A limão is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limão that was created por your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limão into her concoction. seguinte few days you suffer from unhappy stomach pains and you are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of frutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, you wouldn't believe, but you SWORE you saw a shadow of a limão outside of your room, right where the knives would be. You go to investigate...and there is a faca seguinte to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but you can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when you go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the limão you have at início that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that limão either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the limão away from your face when you open it. They like to be extremely azedar, azedo that you are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at you for doing the deed. Now you know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
