1.If you know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get you a coca-cola instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, teste him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy fã of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
3.Let him cook jantar for you- his specialty of roast lamb. Then when he's proudly offering you the meal he's slaved over all afternoon, you start sobbing and say that you wished you ate meat. Then sing 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' and burst into fresh tears, until he offers to take you to a vegetarian restaurant, where you tell everyone within earshot that you can't eat, because your boyfriend thinks you're fat.
4.Photoshop pictures of yourself together and create a family album. It doesn't matter that you've only just met- create pictures of your wedding and your two children.
5.Redecorate his apartment. Make sure that everything reflects your girly tastes, from the fluffy rosa, -de-rosa toilet assento cover to the collection of teddy bears.
6.Interrupt his long-awaited poker night. Cough pointedly until the boys put out their cigars. Take away the chips and sodas and offer them healthier snacks. Then tell everyone else what cards he has.
7.Make him excited and think he's going to another Knicks game when you tell him you have front assento tickets to something he'll really enjoy. He'll eventually find out that it's a Celine Dion concert.
8.Take him to couples therapy. Accuse him one moment of being gay. The seguinte moment, accuse him of hitting on the (female) therapist.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, teste him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy fã of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
3.Let him cook jantar for you- his specialty of roast lamb. Then when he's proudly offering you the meal he's slaved over all afternoon, you start sobbing and say that you wished you ate meat. Then sing 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' and burst into fresh tears, until he offers to take you to a vegetarian restaurant, where you tell everyone within earshot that you can't eat, because your boyfriend thinks you're fat.
4.Photoshop pictures of yourself together and create a family album. It doesn't matter that you've only just met- create pictures of your wedding and your two children.
5.Redecorate his apartment. Make sure that everything reflects your girly tastes, from the fluffy rosa, -de-rosa toilet assento cover to the collection of teddy bears.
6.Interrupt his long-awaited poker night. Cough pointedly until the boys put out their cigars. Take away the chips and sodas and offer them healthier snacks. Then tell everyone else what cards he has.
7.Make him excited and think he's going to another Knicks game when you tell him you have front assento tickets to something he'll really enjoy. He'll eventually find out that it's a Celine Dion concert.
8.Take him to couples therapy. Accuse him one moment of being gay. The seguinte moment, accuse him of hitting on the (female) therapist.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter por istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter por istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
