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posted by lexie2635
WARNING: SHORT CHAPTER

Alice POV:

Dear Charlie,

My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my favorito class. I amor futebol and football. I play futebol all the time. My favorito color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I amor to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Alice Green

Charlie's POV

Dear Alice,

My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my favorito class. I amor futebol and football. I play futebol all the time. My favorito color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I amor to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Charlie Patterson
posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of doces per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each ano on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix comida to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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Leslie Hall is so funny!
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funny
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leslie hall
craft talk
gem sweater
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
violão, guitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if you think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if you just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you think that we cant sing it faster then you wrong but itll help if you just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if you just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can you forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the rua physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your bunda like rembrandt!
Ha! You Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when you see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four perguntas to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are you now?

Answer:

If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the seguinte pergunta try not to be so dumb.

2 : If you overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes início and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother replies " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Source: DeviantARt.com
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If you tied buttered torrada, brinde to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if you open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something por car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something por ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with mais than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all dia but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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OMFO (OH MY FLYING OSTRAGE) ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
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weird
hilarious
crazy
uma familia da pesada
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make you tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i amor her mais than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus