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My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first dia of natal my true amor gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the segundo dia of natal my true amor gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third dia of natal my true amor gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth dia of natal my true amor gave to me, four suburban trucks, árvore moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth dia of Cristmas my true amor gave to me, five propane tanks, four suberban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the sixth dia of natal my true amor gave to me, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet
in a pineapple bush.
On the seventh dia of natal my true amor gave to me, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees
and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the eighth dia of natal my true amor gave to me, eight gatos a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving
signs, two pine trees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the ninth dia of natal my true amor gave to me, nine bags of candy, eight gatos a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban
trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the tenth dia of natal my true amor gave to me, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy, eight gatos a sleeping, seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane
tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the eleventh dia of natal my true amor gave to me, eleven xerox boxes, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy, eight gatos a sleeping, seven floor tiles,
six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the twelfve dia of natal my true amor gave to me, twelve pains in the butt, eleven xerox boxes, ten snakes a slithering, nine bags of candy. eight gatos a sleeping,
seven floor tiles, six best friends, five propane tanks, four suburban trucks, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
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posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that you felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when you need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way you feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes you
A little mais strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction composição literária is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically por height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days atrás and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST aleatório PARAGRAPHS IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN artigo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as you please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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I decided to write an artigo because some recent news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an artigo about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to show everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If you comment on something you believe is true, then...
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It all started when a young man without much money he was given a nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the dia after you give away the console, an old man opened a garagem sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small cartucho of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin or cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If you know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, or always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with or without apps running or photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If you are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear super-homem pajamas. super-homem wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do you know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favorito Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barco he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.