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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes início and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother replies " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
seguinte he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes to his younger brother and asks the same pergunta and he replies "in my little red car"

so he goes to school the seguinte dia and his teacher asks "what is one of your spelling words" and the boy replies "shutup!"
the teacher, says " excuse me, do you want to go see the principle!"
the boy says "yeah yeah"
so he goes to the principles office and is asked "who do you think you are?" por the principle. the boy replies "da na na na batman".
the principle then says " what do you think you deserve?" and the baía replies " lollipop, lollipop"
The principle, no outraged, says " how do you think you were going to get away with this?"
and the boy says "IN MY LITTLE RED CAR!"

sorry its really long
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You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito if you could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes you would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where you look you can find it
Try to run but...
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed you my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night you roubou it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear you whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the amor lies

All alone you called it survival
He lost at amor to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want you to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather you not be so sincere

How cold could you be
What would you do if you were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my coração it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, amor is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush you can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush you can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If you wanna dance let’s mover it
If you wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If you want the world you got it
If you want the girl you got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If you want it all you got it
Can you hear me call you got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seguinte on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't you take a assento and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list and removed his name from the topo, início of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the fogo department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fã of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of you for the rest of my life :)

I amor you all! Have a beautiful, wonderful dia :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that you were real, that you all were , that he was.
There is evidence that you were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming or not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and you diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, or did i make you up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without you i dont know. But i want to find out. Do you think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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