a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes início and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother replies " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
seguinte he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes to his younger brother and asks the same pergunta and he replies "in my little red car"
so he goes to school the seguinte dia and his teacher asks "what is one of your spelling words" and the boy replies "shutup!"
the teacher, says " excuse me, do you want to go see the principle!"
the boy says "yeah yeah"
so he goes to the principles office and is asked "who do you think you are?" por the principle. the boy replies "da na na na batman".
the principle then says " what do you think you deserve?" and the baía replies " lollipop, lollipop"
The principle, no outraged, says " how do you think you were going to get away with this?"
and the boy says "IN MY LITTLE RED CAR!"
sorry its really long
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
seguinte he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes to his younger brother and asks the same pergunta and he replies "in my little red car"
so he goes to school the seguinte dia and his teacher asks "what is one of your spelling words" and the boy replies "shutup!"
the teacher, says " excuse me, do you want to go see the principle!"
the boy says "yeah yeah"
so he goes to the principles office and is asked "who do you think you are?" por the principle. the boy replies "da na na na batman".
the principle then says " what do you think you deserve?" and the baía replies " lollipop, lollipop"
The principle, no outraged, says " how do you think you were going to get away with this?"
and the boy says "IN MY LITTLE RED CAR!"
sorry its really long
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seguinte on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't you take a assento and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the topo, início of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the seguinte on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't you take a assento and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the topo, início of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
A stoner called the fogo department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of you for the rest of my life :)
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