1. "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy capacete used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartucho for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 ano old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated assento cushion.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy capacete used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartucho for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 ano old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated assento cushion.
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fã anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their perfil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fã someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fã of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seguinte reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fã you.
However, if i can see that you're a fã of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fã you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fã me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fã someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fã of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seguinte reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fã you.
However, if i can see that you're a fã of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fã you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fã me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell you my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell you what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my amor even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell you my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell you what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my amor even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave you hanging. I think my título is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's said that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way or another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what you think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the fotografia on my end mesa, tabela and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what you think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the fotografia on my end mesa, tabela and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Thanksgiving is my favorito holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, you get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are you ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" said the pie. it was abóbora pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i amor you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are you doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
"hello there pie, are you ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" said the pie. it was abóbora pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i amor you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are you doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
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