How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; You answer perguntas such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are bebês ugly at first?
CANADA24; YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in amor with your dog?
CANADA24; You need help.
Do you gatos know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously you never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; You die!
How do I test if my tartaruga is gay?
"you show it your penis, and see if it stares for mais than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a pergunta on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; YOU JUST DID!!
How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With amor and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER pergunta is, why were you smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; You show him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. You really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a seguro country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tartaruga against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Dia das bruxas falls on a Friday the 13th this ano for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; You two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not you idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country or is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; You make me sad.
If you die in Canada? Do you die in real life?
CANADA24;No, you become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try leitura a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; You do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could you give me conselhos on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I mover to Canada?
CANADA24; por getting off the couch.
Can an 18 ano old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; You do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do you say "I amor you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; por ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and bordo, maple syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have mais of your kind running around..
If you hadn't lost your viginity por 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected por law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I amor jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the ano award goes tooooo
CANADA24; You answer perguntas such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are bebês ugly at first?
CANADA24; YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in amor with your dog?
CANADA24; You need help.
Do you gatos know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously you never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; You die!
How do I test if my tartaruga is gay?
"you show it your penis, and see if it stares for mais than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of jesus Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a pergunta on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; YOU JUST DID!!
How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With amor and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER pergunta is, why were you smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; You show him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. You really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a seguro country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tartaruga against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
Dia das bruxas falls on a Friday the 13th this ano for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; You two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not you idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country or is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; You make me sad.
If you die in Canada? Do you die in real life?
CANADA24;No, you become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try leitura a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; You do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could you give me conselhos on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I mover to Canada?
CANADA24; por getting off the couch.
Can an 18 ano old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; You do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do you say "I amor you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; por ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and bordo, maple syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay or a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have mais of your kind running around..
If you hadn't lost your viginity por 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected por law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and you disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if you continue to do so just cause you arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I amor jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if you let me walk all over you I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the ano award goes tooooo
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order
41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly
42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - you should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)
43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me
44.
Name: James Buckley...
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41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly
42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - you should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)
43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me
44.
Name: James Buckley...
