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so, this started out as an email to my friend, but it just kept going on and on and on so i decided to write a book. what is this book about you might ask? well, since you asked, i shall tell you . this is a book about absolutely nothing. so i hope you enjoy.

oh and if you're in the middle of something, you should probably not read this, cos its really really really long. and this is just a preview!

This Is The Almighty, Great, Incredible Book Of Nothing‼‼

so i stayed início today and i made this big giant slide show like summarizing all the twilight books and its rlly cool and has pics and everything...i was bored...heheh i tend to get a little obsessive when im bored....u know that too i guess......anywayzzz....zzzzzzz...jk ur not that boring.....maybe.....well i guess u are cos ur not even there so im basically just talking to myself right now only not out loud cos that would sound weird...im talking to myself in writing. i do that a lot, i guess that’s what the notebook's for kinda...cos even tho we read other ppls composição literária when i write in their im just basically talking to myself on paper...only it makes it sound like im talking to u cos im giving it to u later, so it’s like ur leitura what’s in my mind when ur leitura the notebook...u don’t actually have to read any of this btw, im just taking my boredom out on u....well that’s what friends r for i guess. Did jaide rlly get a hamster? Grt. frusturating. Neither jaide nor u is emailing me right now. And so that’s like everybody that i talk to except for Brenna, and she hasn’t emailed me in a long time. Huh. When im done w/this i.. Email her. Ladidahdidah. cantar to myself...tsktsk what next? Maybe I’ll be talking to magnets before long...sorry I’ve been leitura too many vampire books, im starting to memorize them. i just bought new moon yesterday cos my mo m and my sister are in California and my dad will buy me anything pretty much as long as it’s not too expensive...i really want the twilight movie to come out! It comes out on my sister's bday. And the fourth book breaking dawn comes out eight days before my bday!!! Yayayayayyayay! Whatever. U need to read that again so u can obsess w/me cos nobody is there to do that right now. i was just talking to Katie and i was trying to obsess to her but she hasn’t read them so it was kinda just obsessing to myself like im doing right now, cos i think ur computer's broken and u won’t get this for a long time, but when ur computers fixed u will have a very good long book to read...by me! Lol:) i rlly wanna write a book. I was leitura this thing that Stephanie Meyer wrote about how she wrote twilight and she said that she got the idea from a dream. She said that she had a dream that was pretty much the scene in the meadow in twilight. So good news all i have to do is go to sleep and i can write a book! Only i kinda have trouble remembering my dreams lots of the time...u might have to help me with that....only i don’t see how u could. I wish i could read ppls minds. that would be cool...not for them but u get what i mean....or maybe u don’t i can’t really count on the fact that anyone would get what i mean...im pretty much just rambling on to nobody right now...only nobody happens to be you...whatever. I wish it was summer. I need the snow to go away. Snow sucks. Only sometimes it doesn’t but most of the time it does. Actually pretty much all of the time it does. U no forks is a real town in Washington. I think I’ll mover there. u should cadastrar-se me...actually uve already met a fork...mr bodle's fork! lOl. What’s it like in his stomach? I don’t think that he's a vampire. Cos he not pretty...at alllllll but i think he’s just extremely hungry all the time. Maybe Ur blood smells really good like Bella’s apparently does...i don’t like her. Shes annoying. Shes not very special at all. The only thing that’s special about her is the smell of her blood, and sometimes the smell of a person’s blood isn’t what you look for in a friend...maybe not to some ppl...but that’s just me. I like Jacob. Jacob is warm and fuzzy. And he reminds me of Daryl when he’s a wolf. Cos he smiles and laughs and stuff and Daryl smiles sometimes. .lol today max was eating a piece of pumpkin...emo dog! eating himself...what next?...prbly talking to magnets....if ur still leitura this ur probably lost...and if not oh well, im preoccupied...jeez it took me like a minuto to type that word....i hate big words. lol ur probably pretty mad at this point cos i haven’t used capitalization and spelling or whatever at all in this email....oh no i have two math tests to make up now. The one from last Friday and the one from this Friday . And i haven’t finished the homework from Thursday or even started on that practice test for the final yet. Crap i have a lot to do. And yet im still composição literária this....i don’t have any priorities right now...except for doing nothing, that’s always very high on my list of priorities. Nothing is a good friend of mine. It always lets me do what i want to do...which is nothing. Grt. i wish that vampiros were real. Which is not a normal wish...but it is if u knows what kind of vampire im talking about...which you do. Im talking about the incredibly hot sparkly type of vampire. But u knew that already...sigh. I wish i was a vampire....if Ur a vampire u shud bites me. Except i don’t think u r a vampire cos Ur not pale...or sparkly. Or hard. oh well....if i ever meet a vampire ill make sure to annoy them so much that they'll have to bite me just to shut me up. I’d probably be good at that. I can be very annoying and obsessive at times. Like right now. Although Ur probably not even leitura this. I should save this and show it to my English teacher, maybe it'll get me out of that stupid energy paper, although i already wrote the whole paper so it’s kinda too late to get out of it. I think we should publicar the notebook. It would be like that book that’s all instant messaging. Only not cos it’s a notebook, not a computer. Only our notebook prbly wouldn’t make much sense to anyone that had anything that was close to a brain (not including me u and jaide of course)...although i don’t have much of a brain right now either. My dad thinks im just pretending to type cos im typing so fast. This has only taken like ten minutes. fast fast fast fast fast fast! that’s out motto! ha-ha i should show him how much I’ve actually written, it would make him extremely jealous. i wonder how fast vampiros can type. probably Edward could have typed this whole thing in like two seconds. oh well, im not very special por vampire standards, but i feel special for a human right now. except for the fact that i can’t think of a good idea for a book. i should just write a book about nothing! i could call it "the book about nothing" and it would sell big cos ppl would be like "ooh a book about nothing, i bet that’s interesting, i think I’ll buy it just cos it sounds interesting and i wanna read about nothing cos leitura about something takes too much brain power and im running low on brain power right now so i think I’ll buy this book about nothing for that reason alone!" oh yes im a genius. this will be the start of my book about nothing. i will save it right now. u will be the first person ever to witness the sheer nothingness of Shawna zusicobb! u should feel very privileged that you get to visualização my book, because it won’t be released for another ano or so...or minuto or so at the rate im going...oh yeah saving...ok saved. So…now that I think about it nothing is not so hard to come by. Actually nothing comes fairly easily to me. “you have a way of coming easily to me” sorry, I was switching into song mode there for a second, but im over it now. “im so over it” I mean it really though. Eh well, for a while anyways, I always seem to switch back to song mode over time “it’ll all get better in time”. See? There it is. It can’t stay away for too long. It always comes creeping back into my brain like a very annoying immortal slug that won’t stop sticking to my brain even when I try to make it go away. I guess that’s what happens when you listen to música twenty four seven. Like I do. Oh well, something’s you just have to live with, like song slugs in your brain. It’s inevitable. “it’s inevitable, sooner or later it has to come true.” See? It just won’t go away. “its all coming back to me now” ugh. I’ll just have to stick it in a cage or chain it up or something, cos I swear it won’t go away‼ huh. I guess you don’t have to have an idea to write a book. The ideas kinda just come to you. Easily. (don’t worry I won’t say “you have a way of coming easily to me”…oops, too late) whoah did u see how that just switched from a colon and a parentheses to an  ooh! So cool! That just made my day it doesn’t take much to make my day. I found that out a very long time ago. I am very easily amused, I guess. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. I guess it could be a good thing, if im easily amused I don’t have to be bored all the time, cos I can easily find a way to amuse myself. Huh . u sees how that worked out there? For example im staying amused right now por composição literária this book about nothing, although my hands are starting to cramp up and that’s not fun…but anyways it’s worth it. Ugh. Or maybe its not. Maybe I should stop now. Only I can’t. It’s addicting to talk about nothing, in a way. I think it’s just that you say you’re talking about nothing, but you really are talking about something cos the ideas just start coming into your brain and you can’t stop the flow. I think that that is a good thing tho, cos If u constantly has ideas coming into your head then you’ll never run out of ideas. It’s never fun when you run out of ideas. I was trying to write a book about something in particular before and that’s why it wasn’t working. Now Im composição literária a book about nothing and the ideas just keep coming. I think that if you think to hard that your brain goes blank. Im not thinking hard at all and my brain are full to the brim…if your brain even has a brim. Does your brain have a brim? I guess not, cos your brain is pretty much closed off and circular, with a few little bumps. So I guess my brains are just full cos there is not brim, so it just keeps filling up until eventually it will explode. Eew that’s not a nice thought. Brain explosions. I can see the headlines now: Girl Found at Computer escrivaninha, mesa with Book about Nothing, Brain Exploded All The Way up To the Ceiling. They would have to mop the ceiling and everything! That would not be a pretty sight to clean up. Oh well, my ceiling is pretty low so I think that if my brain did happen to explode all the way up to the ceiling that they would be able to reach it with a mop pretty easily. Hmmm…I wonder if whoever built this house took into consideration brain explosions when they built the ceiling. What, it’s possible!



oh yes, there will be much mais of this left to come...i'll be back! myahahaha!
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JANUARY BABY
Pretty/ handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows...
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which mês do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From ovelha, ovelhas and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) esquilo fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
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listen guys you all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I said horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a segundo chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if you don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten you or go after you if you don't don't worry

but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't denunciar me please just read the artigo and don't denunciar me I wont be mean ever again

if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if you don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw mais bros.

After talking to some mais fãs i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I said poking the mouth of the mask....
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I encontro, data just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM

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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basquetebol, basquete team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mês and dropped out forever.
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This is in response to the question: 'What's your religion?' and I put it into an artigo because it was too big to fit inside the answer box.

So, this is basic cristianismo for @SilverFey.

There is only one God. God is a Trinity (translation: three in one, like a three-leaf clover): God the Father, God the Son (who is Jesus) and God the Holy Spirit.
God made everything and is all knowing, all powerful, eternal, love, the King of kings, holy (perfect) and immutable (doesn't change. Ever.)
Jesus is God. jesus became a man. A human, just like us. jesus was (and is) sinless. jesus is the only way...
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