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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing por a árvore overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even more. When John actually loses his temper and shoots at the man... Nothing happens.. It's as if he is incapable of dying.

JOHN MARSTON: DAMN YOU!

STRANGE MAN: Yes, many have.



#2: RANDELL FORRESTER:
Course, it sort of loses its edge when you whip out your double barreled shotgun and kill the cannibal without him even putting up a fight. That line's genuinely creepy, though...

"Fella's got to eat. Fella's got to eat!"


#3:
An old woman begs you to find her fiancee. You ask around and discover where he is. Simple, right? Wrong. Turns out the man is dead and buried, his tombstone leitura that he died from a concussion. Even weirder. The guy's been dead for twenty years.. Either his fiancee has totally lost it, or she's dead too, and this whole time you were talking to a ghost.


#4:
You do a innocent mission of getting some flores for a old man, to celebrate his anniversy.
All sweet and heartwarming till you find out, he is keeping her decaying corpse, and believes she's still alive.. Easy to say, John was uncomfortable.


#5:
The mission "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Bandit". When you finally shoot off the wood that's keeping the celeiro door closed, there's a cutscene of a naked body swinging on the celeiro rafters. Worse., There is a woman in there, so she spent who knows how long, terrified with the naked corpse of her friend/relative before John and the deputies could reach her. After the ordeal, you see the surviving women, huddled together and they're traumatized, their faces are bloodied and bruised and their shirts are torn... And what makes that whole mission even worse? Those three women you save are the LUCKY ones! Everyone else is either dead, or tortured / raped AND dead. They are the only ones you were able to save, possibly after they themselves have been tortured / raped, and you almost didn't even manage that! Try not to think about how often something like this may have happened in the Real Life old west.


#6:
The mission "Hanging Bonnie MacFarlane". título pretty much speaks for itself, but John enters the Marshal's office where Drew is present and terrified as Bonnie has been kidnapped. A gang member then rides por and threatens the Marshal to return one of their imprisoned gang members, or his group will "let out all their anger, and their loneliness" on Bonnie. Shudder. Luckily John and the others will arrive in time before they seriously harm Bonnie, but as you save her from being hanged her clothes are torn and she's covered in bruises, meaning they still gave her a beating. She appears to recover quickly (seeming fine when you meet her again several weeks later), but had it been mais realistic Bonnie would probably have needed a lot of time to recover from the mental trauma.


#7:
When you take into consideration the games overarching theme of the progress of civilization, John and Jack's conversation before the last mission about airplanes being machines that can "turn men into angels" takes a much darker tone when you realize that airplanes aren't the only machines mentioned in the game that make men into angels. armas do too.


#8:
Being attacked por a bear..


#9: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
From a group of undead devouring a pile of corpses, civilians transforming right before your eyes, deranged cannibals who invite you for a "bite" and turn their armas on you if you decline, and more. One of the mais disturbing ones is coming across a sobbing man sitting seguinte to a dead man, likely a friend or relative. The dead man rises as an undead and the living man is forced to shoot him... Right before turning the gun on himself.


#10: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE:
Related one..
Also counts as depressing.
Those people that say "thank the lord, I thought you were dead", to the zombie of their lover or family member.. Espically if you don't save them.
Yeah you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing lixo in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her aleatório symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her aleatório symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her aleatório Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His aleatório Symbol - ‡


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Age - 24
Gender - female
friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her aleatório sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a toupeira have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A pato walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The pato doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
oi everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that baixo por Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fã club about u and make the artigo their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then por all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Dia das bruxas eve. Or U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and topo, início me.
posted by TheNyackers
oi everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes you all know that sing All About baixo we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About baixo spoof or parody artigo will get to decide what our seguinte artigo should be about and we will make a fã club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and you can't use your artigo to diss or make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to denunciar you than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our artigos

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a travesseiro with the rato pele, peles on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
This is a true story. If anyone tells you it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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posted by Nick16
Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing mais than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been said that it breaks my coração and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....
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posted by BlackPetals
(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met you the seguinte day,
You...
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added by tanyya
Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are you doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't you know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, you don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...
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THE LEGEND OF HIRO:EPISODE 1, THE HERO'S SWORD
It was a sunny night, in the peaceful state of New Mexico. Jeremy had not been able to sleep for the past 3 days. He had been suffering strange dreams of some...sword. Made of unbreakable gold and had two blades. But the thought of the sword faded as he heard a scream and.....woke up in his bedroom. "JEREMY!!!YOUR LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!SO GET YOUR SORRY SELF TO THE FRONT DOOR!!!NOW!!!" Jeremy knew that he WAS, in fact late, but only por a minute. He quickly got dressed and brushed his hair and teeth, then passed his red-faced mother and went off to school....
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posted by Tailsfan99
In the past six months alone, dozens of studies examining the health impact of drinking sugary beverages or diet soda have been published in medical journals. Some suggested a relationship; others did not.

Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers por surprise.

That was the case for epidemiologist Hannah Gardener, PhD, of the universidade of Miami. In February, she presented early results from her ongoing research at a health conference, and was completely unprepared for the media attention it received.

The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers,...
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~ barium tetraiodomercurate

~ barium hexafluorosilicate

~ beryllium acetylacetonate

~ barium pyrovanadate

~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon

~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride

~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate

~ tetrahydrocannabinol

~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride

~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine

~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide

~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate

~ tetrafluoroethylene

~ bromoisobutyric acid

~ cyclopentadienyl anion

~ acetylbutyric acid

~ butyl glyoxylate    

~ hydroxypropyl acrylate

~ propyl pyruvate

~ decaprenoastaxanthin
added by BlondLionEzel
Source: google
posted by BlondLionEzel
Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica animê series.

Director: Micheal baía

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" por Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 minutos

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton List as Mami Tomoe...
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I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!

Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.

This movie...is one of the most filmes of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!

Score: 5/5

Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!

Score: 5/5

Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!

Score: 4/5

Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).

Score: 4/5

Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!

Final Score: 18/20

Would I recommend it? YES
posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO
posted by CorporalSununu
Well, if this is indeed the aleatório club, I think this is a good place to put a [b]random[b] article.
So, for this aleatório article, I'll be putting some strange yet sort of weirdly interesting facts. Let the games begin:
-Barbie is a nickname. Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
-Hello Kitty is not her real name. A few years back, sanrio published a book about her, including a family tree, which stated her name was Kitty White.
-Johnny Depp has never won an oscar.
-Mel blanc was a man who did every single voice in the majority of the Bugs Bunny cartoons, and his voicing list goes on and on....
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