aleatório Article: What to Do if You Have No Life for Dummies

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What to Do if You Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach you what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if you have no life, you know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if you do it, you'll have a life. And if you have a life, then you wouldn't be looking up what to do when you don't have one. So don't do it and look up artigos on what to do when you have no life.

5. Clean up your room

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat lol I have no life.)

6. Make yourself some cookies

I amor cookies. The chocolate chip kind.

7. Play Pokemon Go

Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!

8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor

I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.

9. Go camping

I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.

10. Stop leitura this

Dummy.

suck_toad, Ilovetheway and 4 others like this

CokeTheUmbreon I'll play ORAS but not GO. I ain't got a phone. Then I do a [i]Pokémon: Aura Warriors[/I] RP with my peeps. It's been slow since both of my members are busy atm. All in all, nice article. Gotta catch dem all indeed!

Lolita Candids

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, you may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? You probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. You can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

iu Black Dress

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Supernoobs Crossover

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

por all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if you do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder you ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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How I Think My favorito Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorito characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past or fantasia time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

shrek is love, shrek is life (Original Video)

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We cadela, puta about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches amor Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like mais than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...

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Nature

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Animated Fruits

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LoL

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Reverse thinspo

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Panda Porn

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Source: did-you-kno

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Killer panquecas

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lol

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Source: I don't remember.....

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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BL's Opinions Episode 01: Why Digimon is better than Pokemon.

posted by BlondLionEzel

oi it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start por comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...

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A ano Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A dia without you is like a ano without rain
I need you por my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A dia without you is like a ano without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My coração is yearning
Like...