So, for those who are new or others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all caps because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give you free reign to do whatever you want with no consequence. Sure, at início when you lied as a child mommy would pop you on the lip and send your new friend Kevin início early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if you want, they can't prove you wrong.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D

Wait, i think i messed that up...

Nevermind.

Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone You Possibly Can! >:D

fanpop is like life, it's what YOU make of it. It's a place where you can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything you think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things you hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to you and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything you dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST círculo OF HELL!

Verbally, of course.

Trash talk everything you hate on the clubes for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
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Number 3: You MUST Be The Center Of Attention.

Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about you and wants to help you with every issue you come across, especially if you have a loving family that you can vent to rather than us internet folk. You need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain nuvem is constantly raining on you, you get bullied, your cat died, you have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping you from pulling the plug.

We can help.

I just need your full name.

And your address.

And your Email.

And your blood type.

And your exact birthdate, including the hospital you were born in.

And your Zodiac.

And your favorito color, and favorito food, and your eye and hair colors.

PM me the info. ;)

I wanna know all about you...
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Now that you have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of fanpop and be the best Fanpoporian you can be!

Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,

Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)