So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! You couldn't tell the difference between rosa, -de-rosa and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have you ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why rosa, -de-rosa has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once you venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still rosa, -de-rosa and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)

Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!







SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK

So back to the topic at hand, rosa, -de-rosa is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking you to like it, but for the amor of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, you SEXIST mother-fucker!

Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire artigo was.....

A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if you learn to view things in a whole new perspective, you might just find that certain as cores can be a lot mais epic than you might've initially thought.

And to all the soulless bastards who hate morango Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)