My friend posted these on her bebo page a while atrás so I thought I'd share them with you :D
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read perguntas aloud, debate your respostas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pergunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet peixe in his peixe bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minutos into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all perguntas and respostas completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minutos into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hora to get drunk.)
20) Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment ``Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.''
27) After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right seguinte to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told you so.''
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read perguntas aloud, debate your respostas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pergunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet peixe in his peixe bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minutos into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all perguntas and respostas completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minutos into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hora to get drunk.)
20) Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment ``Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.''
27) After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right seguinte to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told you so.''
So, it's been five years since you passed. I wanted to take a few minutos to remind people of how wonderful you were and how much you impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your amor props on my mural and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do you remember when you told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that you calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had mais time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. You were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to you and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank you so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do you remember when you told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that you calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had mais time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. You were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to you and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank you so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the segundo cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...
