1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.
2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much mais unsettling.
3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed mais doors then i open.
4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one dia when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.
5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're início alone.
6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the cama was empty
2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much mais unsettling.
3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed mais doors then i open.
4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one dia when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.
5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're início alone.
6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the cama was empty
oi it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cruz the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic raio, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying laranja become so popular?
Because laranja is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cruz the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic raio, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying laranja become so popular?
Because laranja is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
