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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if you disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this list is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering Goldie- DuckTales
22. Gizmo- Gremlins & Gremlins 2: the new Batch
21. Skipper- the Madagascar franchise


20. Fix-it-Felix and Sergeant Calhoun- Wreck-it-Ralph
 Felix: " You are one dynamite gal." Calhoun: "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."
Felix: " You are one dynamite gal." Calhoun: "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."

Well they're in my favorito animated heroes, heroines and couples; so odds were they would end up here. I can't really decided which one I like better, so I decided to put them together. Probably what I amor the most is what polar opposites they are to each other. She's a sexy, tough girl who plays por the rules. He's cute, but not traditionally handsome, and is fun loving. Plus, I also amor their character development. Felix is very much used to being the center of attention in his game, but he learns to amor Calhoun and appreciate Ralph. Calhoun is amargo, amarga and angry because of her past but she learns to amor someone again. Oh and I amor the backstory they gave her, it made me laugh even though it was tragic.

19. The Hulk/Bruce Banner- Marvel Universe
 "You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "
"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "

Now here's a superhero I can really relate to! Dealing with anger issues myself I can understand Bruce Banner's struggles. Of course I don't turn big and green when I get mad, but sill if anyone has every lost their temper they know that it feels like an uncontrollable monster. To me he's a very interesting character with a lot of layers. I also find it unique that he's one of the few superheroes that doesn't want to be a superhero. And not out of selfishness like 'I have my own life to live', but because he's afraid he can't control the Hulk and will harm innocent people. To me that's a real hero.

18. Harley Quinn- DC Universe
 "One question, I've been nothing but trouble. How come you're so nice to me?"
"One question, I've been nothing but trouble. How come you're so nice to me?"

This girl is a total psycho chick, but that's part of her charm. If you ask me she way mais interesting than her boss, the Joker. The main reason is she's much mais human. You can tell that, while she's crazy, actually has emotions and feelings. This made especially clear in the episode Harely's Holiday where she wants to turn over a new leaf and be good, but there are several misunderstandings.

17. Batgirl- DC Universe
 "This is important, it won't bd easy for you to hear. But... it's about a job I took recently."
"This is important, it won't bd easy for you to hear. But... it's about a job I took recently."

She's definitely my favorito super-heroine. Some of the reasons I amor her, I will admit, are nostalgic reasons. Since I grew up watching the cartoon, and I always wished I could fight like Batgirl. But even today when I look at her critically, I still think she's a great character. For one thing, this girl can totally kick butt! lol. I amor that she's shown defeating guys that are bigger than she is, not por brute force but por out smarting them. I also like that even though she's athletic, and a fã girl of Batman, she manages to be feminine, and isn't a stereotypical tomboy. I especially amor the message that she sends to little girls that you don't need superpowers to make a difference.

16. Lots-O-Huggin' Bear- Toy Story 3
 "Where's your kid now sheriff?"
"Where's your kid now sheriff?"
He's one of the few pixar villains I love, the only other one would be Stinky Pete. And then there a few others that I find kind of cool, but don't love, like Chick-Hicks and Randall. But Lotso is amazing, he's definitely not a one dimensional villain like you generally see with Pixar. He's got a lot depth to him, and an amazing backstory. Also I find it incredible that they were able to make a teddybear look that threatening.

15. Prince Charming & Anastasia- the cinderela franchise
 Charming: "I'll touch every estrela in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of..." Anastasia: "This is the real Cinderella, your true love."
Charming: "I'll touch every estrela in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of..." Anastasia: "This is the real Cinderella, your true love."

Both of these characters have a lot mais depth than people give them credit for having, and are very underrated. Starting with Charming, sadly he's often labeled the least favorito disney Prince among fans, because of how one dimensional he is in the first movie. Well in the third movie he's anything but that. He's smart, brave, athletic, and truly loves Cinderella. Also I amor that they gave him a sense of humor.

While anastasia may appear to be nothing but a henchmen in the original, but she's actually quite sympathetic and complex even there. The reason being she seems to be picked on mais than the rest of the step-family. And of course in the sequels when reforms we see an amazing amount of complexity to her. I can't really describe how complex she is, so if you want the full descrição I suggest you read this link.

14.Nick Fury- Marvel universe
 “I am very real, I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.”
“I am very real, I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.”

His guy is so cool. He may not be a super complex character but he's still amazing. He's a great leader and extremely smart. Heck, he was even able to fake his own death and fool everyone! He does have kind of a tough shell, which you would expect with everything he's been through. But, despite that, you can tell that he genuinely cares about the Avengers.

13. Beast- Beauty and the Beast
 "...because I amor her."
"...because I amor her."

My all time favorito disney Prince! Ever since the movie was first released to theaters, I've adored him. He's very complex and has amazing character development. I just amor watching him go from a selfish, spoiled brat, to a Valente kind and caring and person and learning to amor someone else.

12. Candace- Phineas and Ferb
 "Today I can't imagine have better little brothers!"
"Today I can't imagine have better little brothers!"

She's definitely got the most depth of any character in Phineas and Ferb. Yeah she does has a really harsh personality, but when you think about it it's easy to see why. I mean, the poor girl has to deal with being called a crazy liar por her own mother, who also does stand up comedy about her. Seriously? And on topo, início of that she's constantly being humiliated por her boyfriend's little sister, and having to worry about her younger bothers. Yet despite having a rough personality you can tell that she cares deeply for her family. Plus she's so fricking funny!

11. King Julien- the Madagascar franchise
 "Does this mean I'm your BFF?"
"Does this mean I'm your BFF?"

Yeah I know, he's spoiled, egocentric, stupid, selfish and mean. But, I amor him anyway, because he's so fricking funny! I especially amor him in the Penguins and Madagascar series. And I also amor the backstory they gave him in the series All Hail King Julien, because it explains a bit why he's got the personality he does, since the only reason he was crowned king was the curse and then his uncle tried to kill him. He's very much a jerk with a coração of gold IMO. And he does have a coração which is shown por him saving his friends on various occasions.

10. Launchpad McQuack- DuckTales and Darkwing pato
 “Any crash you can walk away from is a good crash!”
“Any crash you can walk away from is a good crash!”

This guy used to my favorito DuckTales character growing up. I remember having the biggest crush on him. lol. He isn't extremely complex, but I do think he has a lot mais depth than people give credit for. He may not be very bright, but he's very kind, caring and tries to be a good friend. And shows that you can be incompetent in some area, while being competent in others. We also find out in the episode topo, início Duck that he has a sad backstory. As a teenager he crashed his plane while his family was preforming. After that he was so embarrassed that he ran away from home, and didn't see his parents for years.

9.Ursula- The Little Mermaid
 “I admit that in the past I've been a nasty... they weren't kidding when the called me, well, a witch.”
“I admit that in the past I've been a nasty... they weren't kidding when the called me, well, a witch.”

She's about as epic a villain as you can get. She's funny, smart, sassy and pretty dang scary. She's basically everything you could want in a good villain. Not to mention the fact that her evil plan is totally ingenious, and completely fool proof. I mean it's probably one of the best evil villain plans I've ever seen! But of course she doesn't win, since it is a disney movie and the villain never wins in those, even though I was secretly routing for her. ;)

8. Miss Piggy- The Muppets franchise
 "Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit."
"Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit."

She's definitely not your traditional heroine por any means, and but that's part of her charm. She may not have an extremely complex personality, but it's definitely mais complex than any of the other Muppets. For one thing she has a tragic backstory, that explains why she has such a harsh personality. Also despite the fact that she stalks Kermit to the point that it gets kind of creepy, and behaves like a spoiled brat, she's shown to genuinely care him and the other Muppets. And she's also shown as being quite independent in spite of the fact that she's very man crazy.

7. Leonardo & Splinter- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
 Splinter: "All fathers care for their sons" Leonardo: " They were many, but we kick...we fought well."
Splinter: "All fathers care for their sons" Leonardo: " They were many, but we kick...we fought well."

I've loved these guys every since I was a kid, and would aways go back and forth on who my favorito was, so I decided to put them together. I amor Leo because he's a very responsible leader and team captain but is also still a teenage boy ( despite being a turtle) with teenage problems. It's interesting to watch him juggle his roll as leader of the Ninja Turtles, with being a teen, training and with being a mutant.

Splinter is also an amazing character. He's a very wise teacher, a kind friend and an amazing father figure to the turtles. And on topo, início of that, even as old as he is he can still kick butt! Heck he can even take on young men who are in great physical shape. I don't think I know of a tougher elderly character, expect maybe one, who I will be talking about about later. ;)

6. Grumpy- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
 "Now I'm warnin' ya, don't let nobody or nothing in the house."
"Now I'm warnin' ya, don't let nobody or nothing in the house."

He maybe, well as his name describes him, grumpy but he's definitely got a soft heart. He's got the most depth of any character in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and arguably has mais depth than most disney sidekicks. He's actually one of the few sidekicks that goes through any character development to speak of, and it's very interesting to watch IMO. And I think he's so cute. when he Snow White kisses him and he doesn't want to admit he enjoyed it.

5.Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries- DC Universe
 "I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray you hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."
"I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray you hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."

He's my segundo favorito villain ever and my favorito super-villain. I amor his complexity and his tragic backstory. I also amor that unlike so many villains he's not pure evil, and his main goal is not something greedy, like money or world dominion. No, it's to cure his sick wife. You can definitely tell he has a coração por how much he loves his wife and how badly he wants to cure her. This is also show por the fact that he will stop himself from doing something if he believes, Nora wouldn't approve of him doing. Despite being "dead to emotions" himself, he's one of the few cartoon characters to ever make me shed a tear.

4. Goofy- Mickey rato and friends franchise
 "You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get you'll alway be my son."
"You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get you'll alway be my son."

I've always thought it was interesting how Goofy is sometimes shown as a very "one-dimensional" comedy character. But other times he's shown as a mais complex father figure. When he's shown as a father figure he's por far one of favorito heroes, my segundo favorito hero and segundo favorito fictional male to be exact. As a father, he's very loving, very heroic, and has quite a few layers to him. He's an overprotective father, but he also wants Max to be successful; and he's not real bright but is sometimes shown to be very wise in certain areas. Plus he still performs slapstick comedy and is very funny.


3. Cruella De Vil- 101 Dalmatians
 "Miserable, dahling, as usual...perfectly wretched."
"Miserable, dahling, as usual...perfectly wretched."

Well, my username ain't cruella for nothing. por now after leitura through my list you should know that I adore villains, so it only makes sense that one would be in my topo, início 3. She's definitely my favorito villain ever, and one of my favorito childhood characters. Part of my amor for her are sentimental reasons, since 101 Dalmatians was the first movie I ever saw. I've heard people say that she's a weak villain with motives, but I never saw that. Even when I take my nostalgia glasses off she's still an amazing villain. I mean she's classy, crazy, smart, funny, she's got it all. True her motives maybe a little weak, since all she wants is a dalmatian skin coat, but the length that she's willing to go to get her coat, is what makes her so amazing. I also thinks she's got a lot mais depth to her then most people think, especially in the sequel 101 Dalmatians II: Patches Londres Adventure, where we see her with nothing left.

2. Webbigail 'Webby' Vanderquack - DuckTales & Mickey rato and friends franchise, & Minnie Mouse- Mickey rato and friends franchise
 Webby: "We can't give up hope, it says so right here in the Jr. Woodchuck guide." Minnie: "Aw Mickey, when you play your harmonica my coração sings."
Webby: "We can't give up hope, it says so right here in the Jr. Woodchuck guide." Minnie: "Aw Mickey, when you play your harmonica my coração sings."

Well, let's start with Webby. Man for such a good character she gets way too much hate, from all sides! Feminists hate her because she's the token chick, and plays the damsel in distress, guys hate her because she's cute and girly. But in my opinion she's an amazing character with a lot of depth and layers to her, obviously not the most complex character, but still... She's a girly girl who loves adventure, and can keep up with the guys. She's also also very kind, shy, loves her family, and has an interest in animals. And probably my favorito part of her personality is the fact that even though she's a little girl, she has a motherly side to her. This is shown on several occasions, like her offering to hold Scrooge's hand when he's nervous, or offering to read to him when he's sick. All I can say is I hope they show mais of her in the 2017 DuckTales reboot, and that she becomes a prominent character in the Mickey rato and friends franchise.

Moving on to Minnie. I've always loved her even though I didn't want to admit it for a long time. lol. Unfortunately she does get a lot of hate from feminists because she played the damsel in distress and was made to be Mickey's arm candy. But to me she's a very strong three dimensional character. And definitely not the one dimensional Mary Sue that she's been accused of being. She's funny, kind, smart and a wonderful friend. Also she's shy and a bit uncomfortable in her own skin, but will stand up for herself if the situation calls for it. I especially amor her in the TV series Minnie's Bow Toons, even though it's aimed at little girls, because there we get to see her motherly side toward her nieces, along with her engaging it some slap stick comedy.

1. Scrooge McDuck- DuckTales & Mickey rato and friends franchise
 "...I've got all the treasure I need right here."
"...I've got all the treasure I need right here."

Dang! Where do I begin? I absolutely ADORE this guy. Yeah, I know he's flawed. He's stingy, greedy, grumpy, and has plenty of mean moments. But, so what? Those flaws make him human...er...duck. And having a perfect, flawless hero would be boring. And we definetly know that he loves his nephews and Webby a lot mais than his money, considering the fact that his two biggest fears were losing them, and that they only loved him for his money. Not to mention all the times he's abandoned treasure hunts to save the children. And in my opinion, a lot of the times he's been accused of being greedy are very illegitimate. Like people have accused him of being greedy because he doesn't pay giroscópio and Launchpad a lot. Well it's actually pretty generous of him to keep them around at all, considering the fact that Gyro's intentions are weird and almost always fail, and Launchpad is so bad at landing. He's not going to throw money at them that they haven't earned, but he also doesn't want his friends to be out of the job. I don't think you can get mais complex than this guy. He may appear to be nothing but a grumpy old man on the surface, but he's got a ton of depth to him, plus you've gotta admit he's in great shape for his age.
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post atualizações if you want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy you do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for mais hours and my friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope you like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artigo i put on here so plz comment , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know you amy not understand
but if you can
please understand
I see you underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would you say? take this away
If i told you how i feel, would it be real or is this all fake??

Chourus: your amor is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the rua
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one seguinte to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every ano people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, biscoitos, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's dia time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get início so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it início in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, vídeos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i amor my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones you see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they amor their haters, and sometimes I think "if you amor your haters, then why do you hate back?" seriously....
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posted by orangeturnip
when that angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my coração
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to you in form of desire
you float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
you jump about
cos you cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make you fly
the angel will make you cry
the angel will make you feel how others feel
so you can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A dia dont go por you dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF you do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta you XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what you want from me.you want me to tell you my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to you . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell you i could get a lot of people around me hurt " said the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what you will tell me today " said the man .

"Alright but you will not like what i tell you .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " said the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if you want hear mais . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not por me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger or a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American or Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance or anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how you chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what you feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what you do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i amor the way you know
who you are and to me it's exciting
when you know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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 amor them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one por one, and my amor for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a ano since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much geléia, geleia girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me mais every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps seguinte to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This dia is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in cama with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of laranja traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your jantar with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in aleatório spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few hora I fell asleep and woke up por the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a camisa that had some sort of título on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are you doing here aren't you supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
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