(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive you to madness por letting you figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, or perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.

Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.

I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY friends amor IT, MY COUSINS amor IT, THAT FUCKING travesseiro OVER THERE LOVES IT!

Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."

Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<

"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"

...



WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.

"I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they balanço low"

And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.

"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"

Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!

"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"



"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"

Is it weird that your cantar reminds me of the devil's dong?

"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"

Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?

"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"



Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D

Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?

I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D

"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"

..............

.____.

Are you fucking kidding me.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME.

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?

I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!

Don't do drugs kids. :P

"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they balanço low
And the trumpets they go"

Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....



"(And they playing for you girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"

DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X

SERIOUSLY, IF YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN YOU SHOULDN'T BE composição literária SONGS!

Goddamn it Bobby.

"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
anjos every time that you moan?"

IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?

"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a coldplay song?"

Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU TO SING, A PILLOW!?



"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"

So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.

Dumbass.

"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"

Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR cantar IS TERRIBLE, AND YOU SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?

"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at you ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"

Could you at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!

Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"Every time (Every time) that you get undressed
(Every time that you get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"

Oh no, in my head....

*Flashback*

THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.

"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at you girl)
Yeah the drums they balanço low"

What the hell does "The drums balanço low" Mean?

Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."

FUCK IT ALL!

"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "

THANK jesus CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.



In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!

Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, YOU DON'T LIKE THE SONG.

Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!

It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.

Yes, you actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.



Anyways, the seguinte song I'll be revie-

Jason Derulo: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD

Me: Oh no.... o-O

Jason Derulo: WIG-

Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*

Uh, see you guys later.... o-O

Oh boy.............