(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)
(I will drive you to madness por letting you figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, or perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY friends amor IT, MY COUSINS amor IT, THAT FUCKING travesseiro OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they balanço low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your cantar reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are you fucking kidding me.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they balanço low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for you girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN YOU SHOULDN'T BE composição literária SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
anjos every time that you moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a coldplay song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU TO SING, A PILLOW!?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR cantar IS TERRIBLE, AND YOU SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at you ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could you at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Every time (Every time) that you get undressed
(Every time that you get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at you girl)
Yeah the drums they balanço low"
What the hell does "The drums balanço low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK jesus CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, YOU DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, you actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the seguinte song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see you guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
(I will drive you to madness por letting you figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)
Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^
JASON DERULO SUCKS.
Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, or perverted as hell.
Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......
Wiggle Wiggle. :P
(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)
And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.
Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.
I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY friends amor IT, MY COUSINS amor IT, THAT FUCKING travesseiro OVER THERE LOVES IT!
Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<
"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"
...
WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
"I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they balanço low"
And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.
"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"
Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!
"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"
"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"
Is it weird that your cantar reminds me of the devil's dong?
"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"
Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D
Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?
I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
..............
.____.
Are you fucking kidding me.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?
I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!
Don't do drugs kids. :P
"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they balanço low
And the trumpets they go"
Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....
"(And they playing for you girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"
DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN YOU SHOULDN'T BE composição literária SONGS!
Goddamn it Bobby.
"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
anjos every time that you moan?"
IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?
"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a coldplay song?"
Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU TO SING, A PILLOW!?
AND THAT'S how to make a song. ;D
"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"
So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.
Dumbass.
"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"
Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR cantar IS TERRIBLE, AND YOU SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?
"Every time that you get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at you ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"
Could you at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I went there. ;D
"Every time (Every time) that you get undressed
(Every time that you get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"
Oh no, in my head....
*Flashback*
THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.
"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at you girl)
Yeah the drums they balanço low"
What the hell does "The drums balanço low" Mean?
Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."
FUCK IT ALL!
"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "
THANK jesus CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.
In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!
Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, YOU DON'T LIKE THE SONG.
Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!
It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.
Yes, you actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.
Anyways, the seguinte song I'll be revie-
Jason Derulo: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD
Me: Oh no.... o-O
Jason Derulo: WIG-
Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*
Uh, see you guys later.... o-O
Oh boy.............
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
When you turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If you have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
You cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If you have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
You cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
This is a My Little pónei, pônei fã fiction. If you do not like talking cavalos that come in different colors, run for your life.
Song: link
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police pónei, pônei 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police pónei, pônei 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred...
continue reading...
Song: link
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police pónei, pônei 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police pónei, pônei 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started por a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new ícone he created. This angered millions, and dividido, dividir the My Little pónei, pônei fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
