Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!
Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(
SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, OR JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!
Unless you get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.
AW BUGGA. :(
But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived in that world!
And then you have a nightmare of Jeff the Killer murdering you, and instantly take that back. :D
Yeah, I'm not a very serious person. But still, in honor of 20,000 fãs for the aleatório club, and FINALLY having another awesome dream a few days ago, I present to you, The topo, início 5 Dreams I've Had!
Also, I will be making up names for these, so sorry if some of them sound stupid.
And take a drink for everything I say the word Dream, you'll pass out, even if it was just water.
5. The Great Ship Adventure!
You know, it's dreams like these that make me wish you don't forget 90% of what happened about 10 minutos after you wake up, and BELIEVE ME, that HAS happened to you before, as well as me. And here we have one of my all time favorites, the one dream I even plan on making an ENTIRE NOVEL ON, The Great Ship Adventure.
The dream started out as me walking início after school when I saw a person that looked like the Pirate Villain from the Peter Pan movie, (I was a kid, okay?) And he wanted help repairing his ship. A few moments later, it was fixed and he said something like, "Treasure, here I come!"
I then gave him a death look (I was a scary kid.) And he instantly let me on board, and SO THE QUEST BEGINS! ^___^
And we get to reason one why I amor this dream, everything, even the characters, felt so real! I legitimately thought this was real, I mean, it was absolutely incredible! I can't even begin to explain how this stuff got in my head, but MAN was it fun!
Yeah, dreams are things we just can't explain. Kind of like my sister. :P
So long story short, we found some mais members for our crew, got a map, and sailed on until we got attacked por the scariest freaking sharks I've ever known.
They were actually on the ship, tearing through everything like a machete through butter! And it was absolutely terrifying!
Strange thing though, I swear I've had some dreams before, and it seems the ending changes depending on what I do, so I can't really say an official ending, but I think the first time I died and woke up. :D
Yeah, dreams. You just can't explain them.
Now, another reason I loved this dream is because everyone I talked to was again, so real! How my 6 ano old brain was capable of doing this, I haven't the slightest idea, but I could be here for hours talking about how legit everything felt!
And this is where I take a break. Thanks for reading, and come back soon for more! ^__^ Let me know any errors you see, because this keyboard is pretty terrible. XD
Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(
SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, OR JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!
Unless you get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.
AW BUGGA. :(
But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived in that world!
And then you have a nightmare of Jeff the Killer murdering you, and instantly take that back. :D
Yeah, I'm not a very serious person. But still, in honor of 20,000 fãs for the aleatório club, and FINALLY having another awesome dream a few days ago, I present to you, The topo, início 5 Dreams I've Had!
Also, I will be making up names for these, so sorry if some of them sound stupid.
And take a drink for everything I say the word Dream, you'll pass out, even if it was just water.
5. The Great Ship Adventure!
You know, it's dreams like these that make me wish you don't forget 90% of what happened about 10 minutos after you wake up, and BELIEVE ME, that HAS happened to you before, as well as me. And here we have one of my all time favorites, the one dream I even plan on making an ENTIRE NOVEL ON, The Great Ship Adventure.
The dream started out as me walking início after school when I saw a person that looked like the Pirate Villain from the Peter Pan movie, (I was a kid, okay?) And he wanted help repairing his ship. A few moments later, it was fixed and he said something like, "Treasure, here I come!"
I then gave him a death look (I was a scary kid.) And he instantly let me on board, and SO THE QUEST BEGINS! ^___^
And we get to reason one why I amor this dream, everything, even the characters, felt so real! I legitimately thought this was real, I mean, it was absolutely incredible! I can't even begin to explain how this stuff got in my head, but MAN was it fun!
Yeah, dreams are things we just can't explain. Kind of like my sister. :P
So long story short, we found some mais members for our crew, got a map, and sailed on until we got attacked por the scariest freaking sharks I've ever known.
They were actually on the ship, tearing through everything like a machete through butter! And it was absolutely terrifying!
Strange thing though, I swear I've had some dreams before, and it seems the ending changes depending on what I do, so I can't really say an official ending, but I think the first time I died and woke up. :D
Yeah, dreams. You just can't explain them.
Now, another reason I loved this dream is because everyone I talked to was again, so real! How my 6 ano old brain was capable of doing this, I haven't the slightest idea, but I could be here for hours talking about how legit everything felt!
And this is where I take a break. Thanks for reading, and come back soon for more! ^__^ Let me know any errors you see, because this keyboard is pretty terrible. XD
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was seguinte to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put doces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
doces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot mais too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was seguinte to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put doces in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
doces Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i amor these!),a lot mais too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four ano old Amber,
A 12 ano old Kennedy,A 5 ano old Harper,And then there's 9 ano old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bonecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in torradeira for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 ano old Kennedy,A 5 ano old Harper,And then there's 9 ano old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bonecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in torradeira for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take fotografias of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take fotografias of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five mais songs, can you believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her seguinte CD Rebecca promises to have a mais natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress