Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing mais than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been said that it breaks my coração and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community. I, in turn, profess that some day, in the far, far future, it will realize that it throws a tantrum every time it doesn't get what it wants. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied por a comprehension of how I have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see Fanpop.com keeping us hypnotized so we don't call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least.
It is certainly the height of ironies that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. Sometimes I think that Fanpop.com's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. If, today, the urge of Fanpop.com's war-soul can prompt it to withhold information and disseminate half-truths and whole lies, then imagine, if you can, how that same soul will express itself through the thousandfold-more-dishonest Fanpop.com of tomorrow. When one looks at the increasing influence of obstructionism in our culture one sees that Fanpop.com's signature is on everything. So how come its fingerprints are nowhere to be found? A complete answer to that pergunta would take mais o espaço than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, my current plan is to keep our courage up. Yes, it will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but no one likes being attacked por pernicious, pharisaical social outcasts. Even worse, Fanpop.com exploits our fear of those attacks—which it claims will evolve in the coming days into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to engulf reason and humanity within waves of prætorianism and fear. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Fanpop.com refers to a variety of things using the word “antiprestidigitation”. Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, it's saying that particularism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, it wants nothing less than to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. Its cronies then wonder, “What's wrong with that?” Well, there's not much to be done with slaphappy mooncalves who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that Fanpop.com's denunciations have merged with alcoholism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both arrest and detain Fanpop.com's castigators indefinitely without charge, without trial, and without access to legal counsel. And both deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating. Finally, any one of the points I made in this letter could be turned into a complete research paper, but the conclusion of each would be the same: One loses count of the number of times Fanpop.com Website has tried to install a puppet government that pledges allegiance to its sex-crazed camorra.