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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!

Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

Yo mama's so hairy naruto thought she was a Summon.

Yo mama's so fat, she scared l into giving up all sweets.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.

Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!

Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double.

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!

Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man.

Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.

Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!

Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran.

Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School.

Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z.

Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!

Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival.

Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself.

Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground.

Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat por a Narutard in the masquerade!

Yo mama's so ugly that when kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye.

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.

Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

Yo Mama'S eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted

Yo momma so ugly even naruto cant "believe it"

yo mama so ugly she is the reason kakashi wears a mask

Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points.
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin you see
My heart
Through this laughter you feel
My pain
Even through this mask you see
My face
For You are the only one who really knows just who I am

And you procurar me
And you know all the secrets of my heart
And you procurar me
Revealing the mysteries of who You are
You procurar me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When You are the only one who really knows just who I am

And you procurar me
And you know all the secrets of my heart
And you procurar me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give mais than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving mais than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.

4. I amor you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.

5. I will be with you forever.

6. You have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. You shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when you want to get kicked out of the DMV. por Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy seguinte to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people seguinte to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down seguinte to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorito show the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the seguinte half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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