Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped por a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" por Social Distortion and "Back in Time" por MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced por George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if you think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped por a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" por Social Distortion and "Back in Time" por MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced por George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if you think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights atrás and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate composição literária skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? mais like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights atrás and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate composição literária skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? mais like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camisa looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them you amor them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch or stumach
step 8.Say i amor you again
step 9:walk around them in circles cantar my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say you hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camisa looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them you amor them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch or stumach
step 8.Say i amor you again
step 9:walk around them in circles cantar my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say you hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your escrivaninha, mesa or forehead.
2 = If you have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's seguinte topo, início Model every day.
8 = Ask them every dia to sit seguinte to them at lunch, but at lunch say you were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If you have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's seguinte topo, início Model every day.
8 = Ask them every dia to sit seguinte to them at lunch, but at lunch say you were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
por Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives you happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he or she will never turn his or her back on you...... Or betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on you and stick its self to greed.
You cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
You can never again.
He/she will leave you disappointed and let you down.
Why should you look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When you have God with his amor all wrapped around you.
por Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives you happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he or she will never turn his or her back on you...... Or betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on you and stick its self to greed.
You cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
You can never again.
He/she will leave you disappointed and let you down.
Why should you look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When you have God with his amor all wrapped around you.
you just shut the door i fell like mais when you say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do you make sure to amor me even though i'm shy do you ever ever ever think to try? do you think of me? when you say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when you say hi well than you won't be mine! yes this is amor but does it hurt? when i cry? when you say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i amor you! why would say means things why would you say the stuff that stings why would you say that word when i know you much? i don't think i would be with you if i knew a thing or two about your life you backstabbing faca i trusted you and yet you still flew without me