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1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I amor GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to you say, "Why don't you speak mais clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)

9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.

10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."

11. Play "What Makes You Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)

12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.

13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)

14. Freeze your bra/boxers.

15. kiss the floor.

16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.

17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)

18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."

19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.

20. Tell everyone you struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)

21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.

22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her you amor him/her.

23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P

24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend you a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)

25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.

Truth

1. Who is your latest crush?

2. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

3. What is your crush's name?

4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.

5. What do you like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)

6. Did you ever have a crush on your brother/sister?

7. Can you name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!

8. Have you told your crush you like him/her? If not, do it!

9. What do you prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)

10. What part of your body would you want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)

11. Who is your best friend? Do you have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)

12. What is the biggest lie you ever told?

13. Did you ever get caught at something you didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?

14. Can you say your name backwards? If so, do it!

15. Do you watch porn?

16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would you want them to go with you?

17. Did you ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?

18. If you could do something that you can never do again, what would it be?

19. Can you twerk? If so, do it!

20. Can you count how many times you lied? If so, how many?

21. Do you like lesbos/gays/ or straight?

22. What would you do to get your crush's attention?

23. When was the last time you had a boyfriend?

24. Are you in a relationship right now?

25. Did you ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.

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