aleatório Article: Best pickup lines ever! XD

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posted by neonstars

Are you a scientist Cause I'd Like to do you on a mesa, tabela , Periodically(:

If you where a triângulo You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

oi baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:

rosas are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

You remind me of my seguinte boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.

You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?

Do you believe in amor at first sight, or should I walk por again?

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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10 things to do in and out of an elevator!

posted by kakalover

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if you worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell you to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorito song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow aleatório people off and tell them what to buy every minuto or so. If you get in trouble, say you were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your colarinho, colar and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

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Bleach frases

posted by invadercalliope

I hope you enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all you opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't you see, the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

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MILEY CYRUS IS DEPRESSED ABOUT HER PARENTS DIVORCE

posted by ShiningsTar542

Some of you girls will remember that on Wednesday i told you that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news fonte HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated por her parents Tish and Billy raio, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile atrás and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started atuação out...

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Audioslave - Like a Stone (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room por room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there you led me on

In your house I long to be
Room por room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll...

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"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing"

posted by BlindBandit92

I am so sick and tired of people not trying to understand another person's plight. I am so tired of people not having solidarity when many groups have gone through horrific things. This world is divided por many factors. Sexism,racism,homophobia,transphobia,classism and I can continue to go on and on. But whenever someone tells someone else who has not experienced said issue. Sometimes the reaction is: "I don't believe you." "I haven't seen it so it doesn't happen" "All (insert any group that has received the short end of the stick on any occasion) are moronic and they don't realize what a great...

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: azevinho, holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can amor any boy, as every boy can amor reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped or broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

We Can't Stop (Furry Parody)

posted by ShadowFan100

Lyrics

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, you can do what you want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can sing where we want
We can dance where we want

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, you can do what you want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can hang where we want
Have fun where we want

People in fursuits everywhere
Paws in the air, like we don't care
'Cuz we came to have so much fun now
Got our fursuits on and we gonna furry it out

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a "Hell no"?
'Cuz we're gonna furry all night
'Till we see the sunlight, alright

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My topo, início 10 favorito Alice in Wonderland Characters

posted by Windrises

This list is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the list except for the topo, início 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope you enjoy the list and feel free to mention your favorito characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In anterior versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...

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Canada24's topo, início ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. You really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him mais in filmes like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

Robbie Kay

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