Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got mais chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one mais pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again, who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And you know all por myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got mais chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one mais pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again, who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And you know all por myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
There is a topless fotografia of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If you think you leitura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fã Twilight fan, wait until you read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fã of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years atrás when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fã of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years atrás when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos