down in the workshop
all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a rifle in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"merry natal to all-
now you're all gonna die!"
the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
well,the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
cupid and comet
and he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
and he ground up poor rudolph
into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer
with an old german luger
and he slashed up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed blitzen
and he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night santa went crazy
the night kris kringle went nuts
now you can't hardly walk around the north pole
without steppin in reindeer guts
there's the national guard and the F.B.I.
there's a furgão, van from the eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,oh santa,why?
my my my my my my
you used to be such a jolly guy
yes,virginia,now santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey,little friend,now don't you cry no mais tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 mais years
but now vixen's in therapy
and donner's still nervous
and the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
and they say mrs.claus,
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talkin' bout-the night santa went crazy
the night st.nicholas flipped
broke his back for some leite and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
wo,the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo,something must have
snapped in his brain
tell ya,something finally must have
snapped... in his brain.
:]
all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a rifle in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"merry natal to all-
now you're all gonna die!"
the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
well,the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
cupid and comet
and he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
and he ground up poor rudolph
into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer
with an old german luger
and he slashed up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed blitzen
and he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night santa went crazy
the night kris kringle went nuts
now you can't hardly walk around the north pole
without steppin in reindeer guts
there's the national guard and the F.B.I.
there's a furgão, van from the eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,oh santa,why?
my my my my my my
you used to be such a jolly guy
yes,virginia,now santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey,little friend,now don't you cry no mais tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 mais years
but now vixen's in therapy
and donner's still nervous
and the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
and they say mrs.claus,
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talkin' bout-the night santa went crazy
the night st.nicholas flipped
broke his back for some leite and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
wo,the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo,something must have
snapped in his brain
tell ya,something finally must have
snapped... in his brain.
:]
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests you could try
1: Ask really stupid perguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid perguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so you can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them you know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask you for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as you can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tubarão movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion or something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tubarão movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion or something.. That face image fucked me up..