Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for atuação like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular show universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. seguinte to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen said put the capacete on and you will be teleported to the regular show universe with all the items and stuff you want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the capacete on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a arbusto, bush and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the arbusto, bush i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this arbusto, bush is big enough to hide me. benson: so you guys said you trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at arbusto, bush i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work or your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who said that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this dia just keeps getting resfriador, refrigerador and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: oi cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what you wanted right? me: yep, oi wheres my house? cortana: behind a árvore por the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........