1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give you the key.....if you dont feed, water, and give the dog a início he might break out....with this basic knowledge you can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that you gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things you are offended por we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like cachorros holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If you make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when you come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch you strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if you practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If you want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining you might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked fotografias of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If you cant cook but you insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the comida we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get you on topo, início of us w/ or w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our friends or anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us por watching an action movie, or compensation with sexual acts...
C.if you are bored por our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if you dont instigate something or tell us to unleash the dog inside you we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us or drag us we wont care you could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what you want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard you want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night or in the morning por you but if you expect us to stay awake id suggest you either be on topo, início of us, grooming the dog, or sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and chuveiro with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts you down trying to go down, or play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest or your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we o espaço out we are probably fantasizing about you doign things we want but you dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We amor getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing or something, whether its true or not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas you have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask you to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how you look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came início and saw you naked, playing with youself, or in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if you have 50.....we have prolly 4 or 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if you come to cama naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where you are because we worry about you not because we are controlling...
28.If you text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill you text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and you laugh or make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if you are in lingerie....
2.Those cooments that you gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things you are offended por we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like cachorros holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If you make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when you come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch you strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if you practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If you want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining you might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked fotografias of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If you cant cook but you insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the comida we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get you on topo, início of us w/ or w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our friends or anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us por watching an action movie, or compensation with sexual acts...
C.if you are bored por our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if you dont instigate something or tell us to unleash the dog inside you we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us or drag us we wont care you could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what you want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard you want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night or in the morning por you but if you expect us to stay awake id suggest you either be on topo, início of us, grooming the dog, or sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and chuveiro with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts you down trying to go down, or play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest or your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we o espaço out we are probably fantasizing about you doign things we want but you dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We amor getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing or something, whether its true or not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas you have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask you to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how you look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came início and saw you naked, playing with youself, or in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if you have 50.....we have prolly 4 or 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if you come to cama naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where you are because we worry about you not because we are controlling...
28.If you text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill you text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and you laugh or make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if you are in lingerie....
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it said on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it said on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am mais happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
