Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)
1. Resort the medicine aisle
2. Run around like an idiot until you are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot
3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store
4. Take the magazines you see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store
5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to cadastrar-se in
6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make you look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out
7. get as many cards as you can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if you see them again give them another card)
8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them anunciar that product
9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the doces and when you see chocolate repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate
10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away
11. Buy something (it has to be comida ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"
12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation mais ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy or a girl?!" when they look at you funny or say something run away
13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle
14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff you want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did you find everything okay today?"
15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"
16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out
17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out
18. When you got to the fotografia center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you
19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a minuto then say: "hi, sorry about calling you fat.. Do you want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction
20. Ask the cashier were bebês come from
1. Resort the medicine aisle
2. Run around like an idiot until you are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot
3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store
4. Take the magazines you see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store
5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to cadastrar-se in
6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make you look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out
7. get as many cards as you can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if you see them again give them another card)
8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them anunciar that product
9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the doces and when you see chocolate repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate
10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away
11. Buy something (it has to be comida ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"
12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation mais ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy or a girl?!" when they look at you funny or say something run away
13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle
14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff you want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did you find everything okay today?"
15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"
16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out
17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out
18. When you got to the fotografia center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you
19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a minuto then say: "hi, sorry about calling you fat.. Do you want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction
20. Ask the cashier were bebês come from
