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Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat or it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak you out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that you actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.

2.) seguinte to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers you want

3.) seguinte to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.

4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like friends or family.) seguinte to 4, 5, & 6.

5.)WRITE down 4 song titles in numbers 8, 9, 10, & 11.

6.) Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY?

Here is the key to the game:~

The number of people that like you is found in o espaço 2.

The person in o espaço 3 is the one you love.

The person you like, but your relationship cannot work out is in o espaço 7.

You care most about the person you put in o espaço 4.

The person you name in o espaço 5 is the person that knows you really well.

The person you named in o espaço 6 is your lucky star.

The song in o espaço 8 is the song that matches very well with the person in number 3.

The song in 9 is for person 7.

The 10th o espaço is a song that tells you most about your mind.

And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.

Number 1 is your lucky number.

*Repost this within an hora of read this. If you do, your wish will come true. * Repost with: Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly Correct) Good luck
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fogo alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fogo alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been mais funny to you if you *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop said this artigo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a travesseiro feather or a back scratcher, but was mais like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped por a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope you all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most aleatório adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who or what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the de praia, praia and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my favorito book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that pergunta is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad you asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all you haters of haterz, I just want to tell you that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American música Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

You can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope you like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artigo i put on here so plz comment , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know you amy not understand
but if you can
please understand
I see you underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would you say? take this away
If i told you how i feel, would it be real or is this all fake??

Chourus: your amor is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write mais now.
So this aleatório kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone you want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I said “What?” and she said “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, or the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of aleatório blog on the aleatório fã page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One dia this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorito games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re seguinte door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 mais incredibly aleatório stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and aleatório in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates you , like constantly talking or doing everything you do , well im gonna help you deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a travesseiro in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the travesseiro , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to andorinha one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had mais people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are You MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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aleatório Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in cama together on prime time TV were fred figglehorn and Wilma Flintstone.

Every dia mais money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed por public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored dia for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her início because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure you out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in you and you let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive you , its the end
so you can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil you burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as you push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever you are seguinte bored, or feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your escrivaninha, mesa and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fã anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their perfil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fã someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fã of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my seguinte reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fã you.
However, if i can see that you're a fã of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fã you back.

On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fã me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A dia dont go por you dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF you do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta you XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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