Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give mais than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving mais than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far bunda beijar will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and bunda beijar that will put you over the top.
- some big organization
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give mais than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving mais than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far bunda beijar will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and bunda beijar that will put you over the top.
- some big organization
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this aleatório ninger play (sorry if i offend you i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mês so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are you in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what you mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for you !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate you !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO YOU EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 segundos till you all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are you in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what you mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for you !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate you !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO YOU EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 segundos till you all cry total ninger theme song