So I am composição literária what I see people generally do when you stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of you do this. This also applies to siblings.
1. Play your música even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them por leitura manga, texting, or stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
1. Play your música even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them por leitura manga, texting, or stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which mês do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From ovelha, ovelhas and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) esquilo fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which mês do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From ovelha, ovelhas and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) esquilo fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the trono in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys you all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I said horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a segundo chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if you don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten you or go after you if you don't don't worry
but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't denunciar me please just read the artigo and don't denunciar me I wont be mean ever again
if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't denunciar me please just read the artigo and don't denunciar me I wont be mean ever again
if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I encontro, data just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I encontro, data just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered por our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 segundos (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basquetebol, basquete team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mês and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's música teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basquetebol, basquete team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mês and dropped out forever.
