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Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a manga growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can you tell me what frutas is wrapped in this cloth? If you guess correctly you may take anyone thing from my house that you can carry out with your two hands; if you fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," said Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It must be a guava."
"No," said the other man."I'll give you two mais guesses."
"It is the season for custardapples," said Subuddhi. "It must be a custard apple."
"Last guess."
"Pomegranate?"
"You've failed," said Kubuddhi and triumphantly uncovered the mango.
"I'll go início and prepare for your visit," said Subuddhi. "Come in half an hour."
Thirty minutos later, Kubuddhi was at the gates of Subuddhi's house.
A glint of metal caught his eye and looking up he saw there was a chest on the roof.
"Tell me truthfully," he saidto Subuddhi, "does that chest contain anything valuable?"
"Yes," said Subuddhi, "all my money and most of mywife's ornaments. I thought I had concealed it well."
"You should've covered it," said Kubuddhi, gleefully,"Now though it is outside your house it is still part of your house and I can claim it."
"You have to lay your hands on it first. Remember, you may take only one thing from my house."
"One is enough," said Kubuddhi. He went boldly into Subuddhi's house, brought out a ladder and placed it against the roof.
"Yes, kindly take it down for me," said Subuddhi,"and I must thank you for sparing my valuables."
"Sparing your valuables?" said Kubuddhi, perplexed."What makes you think I'mgoing to let you keep your valuables?"
"We had agreed you could take away one thing that you could carry out with your own two hands," said Subuddhi, grinning. "And you have carried out the ladder."
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found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press aleatório numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a design on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue or green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes biblioteca and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where you started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe seguinte ano I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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The ending of the film "Scary Movie" when Shorty videotapes himself inside a gas station.
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This is my favorito parody of Only girl. :)
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