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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives you a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minutos atrás via Formspring for iOS
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( Or better yet you can kiss me if you make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a pato behind you ten miles away and shots at you but a repeat of last time happens and it hits said duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minutos ago( You got a better change beijar me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minutos ago
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WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minutos ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that pato is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 minutos ago

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - topo, início 20 List

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, or to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get you in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly por giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the seguinte family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - you may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin boné, cap and feed him grapes when...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar you grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something or someone

3. Go up to a aleatório person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki aleatório noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fonte run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to you in public about the...

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10 most stupid perguntas people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while atrás and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi or Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits seguinte to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be mais imaginative.

I will not bore my boss por with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some mais excuses.

I will do less laundry and use mais deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did you get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguim rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick perguntas

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four perguntas to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are you now?

Answer:

If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the seguinte pergunta try not to be so dumb.

2 : If you overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes início and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother replies " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Elfen Lied frases

posted by invadercalliope

•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if you live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The seguinte day, cut the balloons off and you got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when you can barely mover as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...