Advice: So... I hope that you are not eating or you just ate because you are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my escrivaninha, mesa and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates said that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came seguinte to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It cheirado, cheirava, smelt like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell you that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...


I think that you will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke or the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)



P.S. Sorry if I said something wrong... Hope u like it...?