My segundo hetalia - axis powers artigo since all of you who commented on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope you like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome you are

4. Run up to aleatório people and insist they marry you in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a aleatório time switch to atuação like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at aleatório inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to you or touches you scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At aleatório times talk to a o espaço of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When you go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some aleatório person to show you the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and you know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they pergunta you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells you to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a tomate with you in public and take bites out of it at aleatório times.

20. When someone bothers you while you're eating tell them you curse them with england's bad comida spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses you off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever you walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake or real with you and talk about how wonderful gatos are and how you want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask aleatório people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with you everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When you see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much you amor tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask aleatório people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a aleatório person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, or an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the hetalia - axis powers character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that hetalia - axis powers character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell aleatório people about how you amor (insert country here)

41. If you see a aleatório person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if you get an answer, ask perguntas like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on showing aleatório people your hetalia - axis powers picture collection on you phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when you go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a piano app and use it at aleatório times

47. Start cantar hattafutte parade

48. Sing hetalia - axis powers songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your favorito character