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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The seguinte time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a pesquisa to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The seguinte time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused por rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorito outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises or promotions were gained por arm wrestling the boss.
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When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If you don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but you play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the rua my house was on was skirted por a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. You could run through...
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I amor Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical views to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST friends FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", por pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his friends and family...
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posted by slenderman777
You know those eerie feelings you get when you are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...
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posted by garnetsai
Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government por lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M viaduto and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...
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 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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As soon as I drop the título of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether or not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action animê movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms or flames. But Micheal baía would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal baía would make it mais understandable for an international audience.

What do you think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!
Just one mais time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE

Just one mais time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
My Dream Big Special: The Dream Catcher

What do you want to get out of life? Ask yourself these 10 important perguntas unearth your deepest desires. (Or you could write it in a piece of paper)

1.What excites you?
These are the things that make your coração pound and your eyes light up!

2.What words would your family and friends use to describe you?

3.What are you really good at?
These are the skills you're most proud of. Perhaps you are good with words or you're a good listener. No talent is too big or too small. Write them all in a piece of paper!

4.If you could spend one dia learning about anything...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandália falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
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