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posted by bubbletl
This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch mesa, tabela that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the lixo mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the mesa, tabela and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my chequebook off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my escrivaninha, mesa in the study, so I go inside the house to my escrivaninha, mesa where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the cozinha with the cold coffee, a vase of flores on the worktop catches my eye – the flores need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my leitura glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the cozinha table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the cozinha table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

Ø    The car isn't washed.
Ø    The bills aren't paid.
Ø    There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter.
Ø    The flores don't have enough water.
Ø    There is still only one cheque in my chequebook.
Ø    I can't find the remote.
Ø    I can't find my glasses.
Ø    And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Ø    Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
Ø    I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...
Ø    Do me a favour. progressivo, para a frente this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to
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I know I've been going on about this a lot lately, but I want to challenge every single one of you to try and start a chain reaction of kindness. I've recently had a Rachel's Challenge assembly at my school. We have one every few years. But this time, we had new material that really inspired me to begin my own chain reaction. Rachel's Challenge involves five challenges:
1. Look for the best in people
2. Dream big
3. Choose positive influences
4. Speak with kindness
5. Start your own chain reaction

Accepting and achieving these challenges isn't a hard thing to do if you really decide to try. Showing...
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posted by jeniffer2200
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest aleatório speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol


Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious por now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This cozinha is so inconvenient...
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posted by CUTEDXC
this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)

kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a doces gram

me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o

grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK

me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*

LATER

grace-why did u sent kara a doces gram?

cj-cuz i like her

grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara

me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!

LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs

chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA

cj is behind her when she said that

me-omg *runs...
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posted by shutyourface
i think

that ovelha, ovelhas are the best animal in the world
and
banana are the best frutas
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a ovelha, ovelhas should eat a banana what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i amor clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the música business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the música business
and
ovelha, ovelhas should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A COMMENT AND BECOME A fã OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A COMMENT

YA GET ME???!!!

:)
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped por the pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that dia they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on topo, início of her.
"Annie! Are you okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the seguinte hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How...
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