“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
You found out you hate someone. No, not just hate. You FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, you wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then you be like "omgomgomg" and then you get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing you can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But you amor Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, or maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... por SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, you need a good Spoon...like a big sopa Spoon. 2) Find the person you hate / or someone that you want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure you take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether you hate that someone or not. But you do hate them. That's why you are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do you own a kitten?
* Do you like honey?
* How far away are you from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do you have a family?
* Why don't you have a family?
Of course, none of these perguntas actually matter, only whether you hate that someone or not. But you do hate them. That's why you are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
You need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on or just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). You need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating or taking a bath or something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
You found out you hate someone. No, not just hate. You FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, you wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then you be like "omgomgomg" and then you get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing you can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But you amor Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, or maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... por SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, you need a good Spoon...like a big sopa Spoon. 2) Find the person you hate / or someone that you want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure you take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether you hate that someone or not. But you do hate them. That's why you are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do you own a kitten?
* Do you like honey?
* How far away are you from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do you have a family?
* Why don't you have a family?
Of course, none of these perguntas actually matter, only whether you hate that someone or not. But you do hate them. That's why you are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
You need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on or just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). You need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating or taking a bath or something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu cogumelo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did you ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu cogumelo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did you ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Hey, I Was Watching That New Show Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artigo About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old música prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artigo about Victorious:
"The show follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, You Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artigo About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old música prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artigo about Victorious:
"The show follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, You Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!