Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone you love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard or hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as you open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutos or so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring or your nails on the blackboard seguinte time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. seguinte show, concerto you go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks you a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do you think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big leite mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabela and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as you can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after you take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favorito celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' natal song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When you go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as you pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother or sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere you go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did you eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask you a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that you smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of you a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. seguinte party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend you dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get you a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.
46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire dia speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger assento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone you meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard or hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as you open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 minutos or so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring or your nails on the blackboard seguinte time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. seguinte show, concerto you go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks you a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do you think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big leite mustache at the breakfast mesa, tabela and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your friends with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as you can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after you take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your favorito celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two minutos while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's favorito slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' natal song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When you go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as you pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother or sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere you go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your friends she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did you eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask you a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 minutos to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that you smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of you a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. seguinte party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend you dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get you a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 minutos from the end.
46. Go to the biblioteca and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire dia speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger assento and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone you meet at the mall.
Episode 1;
Roman: (meets Niko at the barco stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took you so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. You know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!
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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do you think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No,...
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered por many to be the worst game on the nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed por Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your nintendo Switch. I want you to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle seguinte to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.
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Welcome to the segundo episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its composição literária and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young apaixonados Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young apaixonados Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
So at this point, I’m going to assume indie games with a chill cyberpunk bar setting that has drink mixing mini-games is going to become its own niche genre. VA-11 HALL-A was the best of that genre, but I guess we can assume the 2nd topper for it would be The Red Strings Club.
The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie título where you play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his favorito customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as you go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
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The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie título where you play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his favorito customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as you go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
