He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you amor me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would amor you no matter who left you the money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make amor to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you have succeeded.
He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get início before I do, leave the hallway light on.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you amor me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would amor you no matter who left you the money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make amor to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you have succeeded.
He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get início before I do, leave the hallway light on.
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make you laugh so hard
3.It can make you cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes you wish you lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes you think about it all the time
15.It teaches you naruto history
2.It can make you laugh so hard
3.It can make you cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes you wish you lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes you think about it all the time
15.It teaches you naruto history
my friend sent me this text message a while atrás and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.