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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn you fanpop!

Did you know, I had a science test today? Well, you do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall, so she got let out on time. While I was just sitting there. Just sitting, being able to hear everyone outside. And then the birds started yelling! And they wouldn't shut up. And then I got told off for looking at the ceiling, and not straight ahead. As if I was going find the respostas on the ceiling.

I hate science. It's my worse subject. Well, that and PE - and Maths. I'm intelligent, I mean I know what I'm talking about, I amor English, I just don't know stuff, which is why I fail so badly at general knowledge and lessons like science and maths. :L


I'm bored. I don't really know why I'm composição literária this article, I doubt anyone's interested in all this. I should have probably just stopped and left it so I was just telling everyone about my science test, but I'm composição literária this sentence now and I can't be bothered to erase it, even though that will take less effort than composição literária all this.

I wonder what's for dinner? Even though jantar isn't till ages, it's only 16:18. Oh, now it's 16:19, but oh welll.
I'm leitura a great book at the moment, Mortal kiss por Alice Moss. I think I'm in amor with one of the characters. :L Oh well, it's no so weird to be in amor with a fictional non-existant character is it? Ok maybe it is, but I'm sure I'm not the only one!

I feel a bit crazy composição literária all this. I don't know why, I just do? Poeple call me crazy if I wear a topo, início they don't like, they're so dumb. And so boring. They just walk around in their little gangs going *whisper whisper whisper giggle giggle giggle* as if they think I care that they're talking about me. They're so pathetic, people like that, they're such bitches. Bullies. I'm glad I'm not one of them. :L

Do you ever get that feeling when you suddenly stop and think "Woah, I'm a person. I'm a life, I'm actually living", or am I the only one. Because sometimes I do think that. You know, I just stop, and think, how did I get here?

Soemtimes it's hard to believe it's me when I see old footage and fotografias of myself. Long messy plaits with chocolate round my mouth grinning at the camera as if I didn't have a care in the world; and I suppose I didn't.
I miss that.


That was stupid. I just turned round and I was tilting back in my chair and I nearly fell off! You know that mini coração attack you get when you just slip too far? Yeah, it's scary.

I'm going to post this now, I don't really care if no one reads it. And if you have read all of it up till now then I applaud you: *applauds*.

Mmm, yeah, I'll click the 'Publish' button now. Oh wait! I need to write a title.

There, that's better. Yeah, I'm not going to read this through, so please excuse if there's any spelling mistakes. Why am I still writing? Ok, bye. =)
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The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One dia God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

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