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Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
oi dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are you again?
Mom, you too can be saved.
I need mais money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd amor to talk to you, but I have mais important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
oi mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my início away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are you coming to visit! I really want to see you!
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I know I've been going on about this a lot lately, but I want to challenge every single one of you to try and start a chain reaction of kindness. I've recently had a Rachel's Challenge assembly at my school. We have one every few years. But this time, we had new material that really inspired me to begin my own chain reaction. Rachel's Challenge involves five challenges:
1. Look for the best in people
2. Dream big
3. Choose positive influences
4. Speak with kindness
5. Start your own chain reaction

Accepting and achieving these challenges isn't a hard thing to do if you really decide to try. Showing...
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posted by jeniffer2200
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest aleatório speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol


Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious por now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This cozinha is so inconvenient...
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posted by CUTEDXC
this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)

kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a doces gram

me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o

grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK

me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*

LATER

grace-why did u sent kara a doces gram?

cj-cuz i like her

grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara

me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!

LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs

chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA

cj is behind her when she said that

me-omg *runs...
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posted by shutyourface
i think

that ovelha, ovelhas are the best animal in the world
and
banana are the best frutas
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a ovelha, ovelhas should eat a banana what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i amor clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the música business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the música business
and
ovelha, ovelhas should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A COMMENT AND BECOME A fã OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A COMMENT

YA GET ME???!!!

:)
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped por the pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that dia they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on topo, início of her.
"Annie! Are you okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the seguinte hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How...
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