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posted by smileypop9
1.When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a resfriador, refrigerador that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my escrivaninha, mesa for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As you leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.

4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If you can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.

5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.

6.Write F _ _ k on your arm or binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives you trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil or pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", or "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.

7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.

8.Get into class, and turn your escrivaninha, mesa completely to the opposite of the teacher, or the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks you to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.

9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P

10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what you are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces

11.After you get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher you lost your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.

12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room or something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when you have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.

13.When they give you homework, do it. Then the seguinte day, ask perguntas aout every single problem. Get friends to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.

14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to procurar for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.

15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.

16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.

17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.

18.bang your head on the escrivaninha, mesa (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy or something.

19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.

20.hang up the teachers chair against the mural or door or blackboard.

21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches or other food.

22.if the teacher checks your homework and you dont have it, fake a panic attack or go crazy.

23.Say that you have an eye infection and that you won't be able to do any work or study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.

24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. You can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak or something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.

25.Ask stupid perguntas like "How are bebês made", even if you already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.

26.When the teacher gives you a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if you could get a new one instead.

27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help you with this one, then eventually you can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.

28.If you can speak mais than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So you answer all perguntas in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.

29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. Or say you were just stretching your arm or something.

30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the dinossauros die out then?!". Or you could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how bebês are made!" or "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" or "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.

31.In the middle of class, start cantar retarded things like the Teletubbies tune or something. Or act like you're a Teletubby.

32.When the teacher gives you a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.

33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! You just killed Kenny!"

34.Insist on calling your teacher por their first name, and if they ask you to stop, then insist that they refer to you as Mr or Miss (insert your last name here).

35.If you don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that you turned it in even if you didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they lost it and give you a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.

36.Tell the teacher you will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided you want to become a hobo when you grow up.

37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him or her to prove it. Insist that you won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that you need proof.

38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.

39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, or as sarcastic as possible. If you actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last segundo go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.


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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who you playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there por my side

When you say that you want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need you baby
Would you even try to save me
Or would you find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I said I amor you
Would you be the one to run to
Or would you watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
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Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being you when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being you when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let you control me or so you thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being you when it’s...
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Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But you make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t you be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can you be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, amor
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I amor you and I'm not afraid, oh

Can you hear me?
Can you feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow árvore
(Come and find me)

I know you hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Well here you are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven or hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have you come here ?
What do you need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe you want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask you now..
how many of these pills

would you take each dia to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs or antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lobo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do you want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." Replies Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are you doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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OK, this artigo is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had said that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
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posted by invadercalliope
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NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrela ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and cadastrar-se us!
Allex: Ok. What are you doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this artigo is not about ovelha, ovelhas or bananas it is about a mais serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone leitura this
composição literária a comment about what you think is write or wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

or the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a fã
of aleatório to write what they think is right


and become a fã of me and become a fã of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
or the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one mais time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' mais to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be mais to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arco iris, arco-íris Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank you all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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