Tell ur best yo momma joke

There is no "best" one.


They're all unfunny.

Yo mamma so fat,when god said"Let there be light"he asked her to mover her fat ass.

yo mama's so fat when she rides her beetle (car) and she farts it goes faster

dont get me started i have so much .................1.yo mama so fat not even dora could explore her 2.yo mama so hairy even her nipples have afros 3.yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 4.yo mama so hairy u got a rug burn comin out of her 5.yo mama so poor she roubou free pão 6.yo mama so dumb she put 2 quaters in her ears and sadi sh was listening tom 50 cent 7.yo mama so poor when someone farted in her house the cockroches said"clap yo hands stomp yo feet thank the lord that we got heat" 8. yo mama so fat she sat on the toliet and it said"a,b,c,d,e,f,g get this fat cadela, puta off of me..............thats all for now but i got so many more.just ask ill tell em

yo momma is so so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

yo momma so skinny she uses a frootloop for
a hulahoop

yo mama so............ weell damn i dont know your mama so its kinda hard to talk about him

yo momma so stupid she had to climb over a glass mural to see what was on the other side!!

Yo mamas so fat she slumps down in a roller coaster assento and the assento belts can't save her, only her fat chin would prevent her from falling out.

Yo mamma's so fat that hen she sat on a game cube, it turned into a gameboy.

Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks taco sino is a telephone company.

Your mama is so stupid she put paper on the televisão and called it paper view
Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

Lets see....oh.....yo mamas so fat when people see her they yell oh canada........xD idk its funny 2 me

yo momma's so ugly that when Bob the Builder saw her he said I can't fix that.

yo mama soooo stuip when she walked in to wallgreens she said: "hey these walls aint green

yo mama so nasty she has 2 creep up on bath water
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds u kool aid comes out
yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt n sang i got the power
yo mama so ugly when u went 2 the zoo with her the zookeeper said great u brought her back
yo mama so ugly she turns medusa 2 stone
yo mama so fat u ran around her once twice then the third time u got lost

I really hate these but....

Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the weight scale she said, "Ooh that's my phone number!"

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck!

This is probably bad, but okay....

Your momma is like a corvette. Every man gets a free ride. :)

Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
yo mamma so fat when she put on a red T-shirt the koolaid guy said "I Quit!"
yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued..."
yo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an job application. :)