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Skipper`s pregnant! 8D

added by carsfan

Source: "Thumb Drive" episode

Ok ok, I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant in this pic! XD

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mostar1219, KowalskiSBSPR and 3 others like this

carsfan I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant! And it`s just too freakin` hilarious!! xD

CuteCuddly I can't wait to see that episode! Wait, so he IS a female, after all.

Bluesnowflake So Skipper, when are you due? And who's the Daddy?

carsfan ^I`d say he`s due in a month or less, and for the daddy, I`m not sure... O.o

SaturdaySurpris I had that in my TD once, and there, Hans was the father. ^.^

Kannotekina That was so sweet how Rico was hepling him to stand up :>

Penguinangel ^So RICO'S the baby-daddy! :D loved how he was making everyone else move him in this scene. You still wanna tell us that's 'muscle', Skipp? XD

kowalkielol i think the reason of why skipper over stuffed himself is because of instinct. ( I've been wondering about this ) you see, when penguins in Antarctica feed right before they go back to their mating grounds, they stuff themselves with huge amounts of food so they can live through the freezing winter. (which the males are to be doing while balancing an egg on their feet) so maby that is why...... :p

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Skipper, are you SURE your a male.

Skiparah lolololoolloloolollololololollololoololololol!! lol

kmbrother Skipper,what have you gotten yourself in?

carsfan You know..."Skipper" is also a girls name... I saw it on a Barbie doll once on TV. So Skipper, are you really, really REALLY sure your a male? O.o Dun dun duuuuunnnnnnnnn..... XD

mostar1219 IT WAS A SUNNY DAY, ABOUT 75 DEGREES AND SKIPPER WAS PREGNANT FROM A DRUNK FIVESOME WITH THE PENGUINS AND JULIEN AND MAURICE TOLD HIM "DON'T DRINK FISH ALE WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT!!" NOW THE CHILD'S FACING PREBIRTH PETER GRIFFIN SYNDROME, ANYWAY!!!!

carsfan ^O.o What the...?

mostar1219 ^ just a little something I made up, inspired by a bit Chris Rock did about people owing people money.

ReshiramTs awwwwwwwwwwwww *-*

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Don't mess with Penguins

added by skipperluvs

Source: Don't mess with Penguins

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Knock Knock Jokes

posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two mais hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one dia can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...