Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..

*turns tape recorder on*

June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. pinguim habitat. My panic room. Happy now?

Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.

Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give you all something to look progressivo, para a frente to!

A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of animais called the North Wind (Their motto...

Author’s Note: So, this is kind of a spin-off of the movie, A Thousand Words (starring Eddie Murphy). It’s not going to be like the movie with the árvore losing its leaves, though. It will be a little different. Hope you enjoy! Please review!

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    “Maurice! Where is my smoothie?!” Julien impatiently called from his throne. Maurice rolled his eyes and picked up his pace.

    “It’ll be done in a minute, your highness. I’m trying to get it to blend evenly,” he explained as he watched the fruits in the blender mix into one color.

    “Well,...

Author's Note: And here's the seguinte chapter. I also want to thank SaturdaySurpris for reviewing. Enjoy!

Private and I walked back to the zoo. “So,” asked Private, “how was it?”

I grinned at him. “Amazingly delicious.”

He beamed. “See, everybody likes snow cones.”

I laughed. “You were right, Private. Race you back to the zoo.”

I took off sliding. He ran a little before launching himself. “Not fair!” yelled Private. “You got a head start!”

We arrived, laughing, at the pinguim habitat. “Uh oh,” said Private, sliding to a stop.

I followed his glance to see a very...

“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” said Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
“Right.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, you evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If you don’t mind me asking,” said Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see you have forgotten...

*WARNING : BASED ON REAL STORY, YOU MAY LOOK FOR THE ACTUAL STORY*

Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
Penguin Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my amor with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday music...

Skipper was getting angrier and angrier in that cage as the man smiled at him with kowlaksi and Private inside the cage as well...where was Rico? And why was there blood all splattered all over the mans shirt?

Skipper:WHERE IS HE YOU MONSTER!!! IF YOU HURTED HIM I SWEAR IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR NECK!!!!

Man:heheheh....I'll get him for u....

The man walked three the door again and brought out Rico....he was crying and shaking alot....there was dried blood all over him....but the worst was that there was a huge line of stitches going down his stomach...

Man:I having very good fun with him....I...

V1. Young Private has a coração of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naïve
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him to be internally snippity.
Private's now Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to go and not pack
Finding out...

this is the story of the pinguim team and their amor lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T COMMENT IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet dia in the pinguim base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily,...

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, you were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*



Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* You guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals*...

Sweet Pripper's POV

I panicked when I saw Cowtails, "OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PASSED OUT!"

I suddenly heard Kowalski yell, "AHHH! KILLER!"

I stood there confused. All the penguins came over carefully.

"Where's Cowta-" Skipper stopped himself in mid sentence, "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"I don't know, everything has been a blur!" I shouted.

Then I fell silent. Stupid savage side...

"Damnit. My savage side has struck." I muttered.

"Savage?" Kowalski repeated questionly.

"It's when I get mad. Then I end up trying to kill everyone." I said quietly.

Skipper looked at Cowtails, "Not sure what...

As Skipper was flying past the park he saw Kowalski's plane parked at the lake. "What is he doing?" Skipper flew down. Kowalski wasn't in his plane or por the tree's. Skipper searched everywhere for him but he was gone without a trace "Where could he be? He wasn't attacked there's no signs of a fight, and his plane is in better condition than when he left." Skipper looked in the tronco, porta-malas of the plane and there Kowalski was sleeping. Skipper slapped him, hard. Kowalski woke instantly and held his face "OW! What the heck Skipper! Wait.....Skipper, what are you doing here?" Skipper shook his head...